Odds on Bush shortening (huge movement)

oddschecker ^ | 3 Sept 04 | FinalApproach29er

[dangus]

>>LoL. I noticed that thing. Gruesome looking.<<

See what happens? They cancel "Buffy" and next thing you know, the undead are running for President! (I suspect that the Bush twins are "potentials," personally.)

[G.Mason]

"Put on the skillet... put on the lid...

Mammy's little baby loves shortnin bread."

Thanks. Between us I'll be singing this all day.

BTW ... You have aged well. You really don't look that old. ;)

[Finalapproach29er]

Takes a lot of money to move odds like that. Interest is picking up overseas and reality is setting in.

Betting on the presidency is illegal in the USA :)

[roaddog727]

Current MSNBC POLLING:

1)

Did V.P. Cheney's speech make you more or less supportive of the Bush-Cheney ticket? * 20717 responses

More 63%
Less 37%

2)

If the presidential election were held this week, who would you vote for? * 364651 responses

George W. Bush 54%

John Kerry 44%

Ralph Nader 2%

:-)

[Finalapproach29er]

To quote Cheney in 2000: "The wheel has turned"

AM SPEC say a hit piece on Bush is coming on 60 min. from that clown Barnes in Texas. No not Cliff Barnes, but abot the same kind of loser.

[Finalapproach29er]

Sorry about the poor spelling this morning.

[oyez]

What's short'nin bread? I heard the song when I was young, but I never saw the bread.

[spokeshave]

And Dashle remains seriously gravitationally challenged and concerned

[dangus]

Basically, a fluffy white bread, made in a pan, with a billowy top. The shortening makes the bread very rich; it's like CRisco, only made of animal fat. Lard. But while that sounds heavy, the bread bakes up very light and puffy.

[CaptSkip]

"What's short'nin bread? I heard the song when I was young, but I never saw the bread."

Ummmmmm. Ever try "Pecan Sandies"? Maybe it's "Pecan Sandy's". Or Pecan Shortbread Cookies?

Goood cookie.

[CaptSkip]

"What's short'nin bread? I heard the song when I was young, but I never saw the bread."

Ummmmmm. Ever try "Pecan Sandies"? Maybe it's "Pecan Sandy's". Or Pecan Shortbread Cookies?

Goood cookie.

Oh, I forgot to add...If you eat enough of 'um, you'll produce a huge movement.

[ravingnutter]

He can always try platform shoes.

He could always borrow Tom Daschle's phone books.

[GovernmentShrinker]

Perhaps we should send "thank you" cards to all those anti-Bush protestors. They seem to have convinced a whole lot of other people that "anti-Bush" is not a nice thing to be.

[Finalapproach29er]

People are just learning he was the male version of Hanoi Jane Fonda.

[NationSoConceived]

"Who said mama’s little baby likes shortnin’ bread?
Who said mama’s little baby likes shortnin’, shortnin’ bread?
That’s some lie some white man upped an’ said!
Mama’s little baby likes truffles!
Mama’s little baby likes caviar!"

-Charles Mingus

(I agree. This mama's baby dont want no shortnin' bread...)

[G.Mason]

"That's because I am Mammy."

You're Mammy?!

If I only knew where you were when I was a kid! I fell in love with you as a little boy, and wished you would have been my mother. (I had an evil stepmother)

Oh ... well ... too late now. ;)

[G.Mason]

"Nah, I'm a Gen-Xer, and I grew up to THAT one."

" ...And a YANKEE at that!"

Yeah ... but we didn't have any say in the matter.

Next time ... ;)

[wildbill]

Mr. Jamaly, I'm from the Political Correctness police and you're under arrest for being culturally antiquated and obsolete.

Did you know you could be prosecuted for saying that in Canada and England under their 'hate speech' laws?

[mass55th]

"My mother-n-law is also shortening. "

Mammy's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin';
Mammy's little baby loves shortnin' bread!

[varon]

Bush shortening... is that anything like the W ketchup?

Should Crisco be worried?