Morford: Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/1/04 | Mark Morford (who else?)

[MikalM]

Bunny-curdling screams were heard throughout the Beltway last week and Laura Bush herself got all flustered and confused as vice president and noted hunk of rabid warmongering neoconservatism Dick Cheney broke ranks with his party of other hunks of rabid warmongering neoconservatives and admitted, in public, that he thinks gay people are, you know, mostly OK.

Sort of. A little. In small doses.

"With respect to the question of relationships, my general view is that freedom means freedom for everyone. People ought to be able to free -- ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to." This is what Cheney actually said.

Reporters gasped. Bystanders were stunned. Small flowers burst into flames. Shockingly, the GOP's lightning bolts of homophobic self-righteousness did not strike Mr. Cheney dead on the spot. And his head, contrary to reports, did not actually spin all the way around, twice.

[ApesForEvolution]

Talk about Cheney giving up the Bulletin Board Material for Pro-Homo-Union-Marriage queers and their sympathizers...

[Old Sarge]

We can't post Gannett. We can't post LAT. We can't post WAPO.

But, we can post THIS?

What's wrong with this jpeg?

[Diamond]

Mr. Morford is mentally ill.

Cordially,

[TZolf]

"Mark Morford gets his 32 IQ on"
"Mark Morford gets his hate on"
"Mark Morford gets his (mega-barf alert) on"
"Mark Morford gets his pathetic attempt at wit on"

[End Times Sentinel]

the GOP's lightning bolts of homophobic self-righteousness did not strike Mr. Cheney dead on the spot.

 

"Homophobic???"  I'm not SCARED of queers, I just think their practices are an abomination in God's eyes.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[ServesURight]

Notice that every Morford column has a subtle reference to deviant sexual behavior.

I truly believe Morford is facing an identity and gender crisis.

[Bluntpoint]

Poor Mark, none of his lovers ever look him in the eye.

[No-Compromise Conservative]

This is pure trash that ranks right up there with the banned Ted Rall.

He actually gets paid to write this?

[RichInOC]

Mr. Morford is brain-damaged from too much blunt-force trauma to the rectum.

[WoodstockCat]

This post should include a (Morford Gay Radical Suck-Up Barf Alert)

[mountaineer]

Poor Miss Morford. That mean old syphillis has just eaten away at her brain to the point of complete incoheence.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Moford always "has his gay on".

[B Knotts]

OK...I've said it before...I mainly click on these for the keywords, and this one was no disappointment.

KEYWORDS: SITZPINKLER

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFL!

[beelzepug]

What must it be like to wake up every morning knowing that your entire existance is defined by your pathetic little wee-wee and where you will choose to hide it next?

[Chris_Shugart]

…it gives the Democrats shivering fits.

Not exactly my choice of words. I might have used a different word that rhymes with "fits."

[Psycho_Bunny]

Mark Morford: Maureen Dowd with a penis.