Posted on 08/30/2004 8:48:30 PM PDT by MikalM
It's the "liberal" street gang sign. You know, the greeting exchanged by moore-the-pig worshippers everywhere.
I swear Mikey was bullied in school and that's the reason he is the way he is.
And for goodness sakes. No matter what you do, do not pull that finger.
Even the Boy Scouts were spit upon at the Democratic Convention 4 years ago because they trusted in peoples dignity but were proved wrong.
Michael Moore's ESCAPE from the Republican convention with near a dirty look to show for it, gives an answer to those watching from another planet about who choses dignity and restraint and who choses to spit.
TOO BAD HE DIDN'T DRAW A HARPOON!
Both of you, knock it off.
Is it actually still playing somewhere?
Let's hope so, but the Big Three didn't cover the convention tonight. I'd like to know how many undecided voters watched McCain and/or Giuliani.
You all realize that MM is there at the behest of USA Today, the same paper that hired, then refused to run Ann Coulter's columns about the Dem convention because they were too controversial.
"I can't believe they're dumb enough to bring up the film and help its box office."
Uh, yeah, Mike, there are millions watching who suddenly thought, "Hmm, he has a movie out? I think I'll go buy a ticket."
When I think of Moore and movies I think of the scene in Fight Club where they accidentally rip open the bag of human fat and it spills all over the place.
God, imagine the millions who could live if Mike and Starr Jones gave up breakfast for one day?
I emailed USA Today as well. I just asked them if they really thought Michael the Moore was a suitable representative for their news organization and pointed out how utterly insulting the choice was.
Certainly not a problem on my end.
His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"
He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion
He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag
He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
Ping!
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