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New thing for libs in NY, CA: "Cuddle Parties"
http://www.cuddleparty.com/ ^

Posted on 08/30/2004 8:38:25 AM PDT by Uncledave

I saw a piece in this week's Newsweek about these. A nice, happy, safe zone for you to get snuggly huggies from strangers who will validate your inner child and needs for intimacy.

Thirty bucks a pop.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: collective; dryhumping; fascism; orgy; porn; sex
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To: Uncledave
The picture they have up, how can that be comfortable?

Bunch of sweaty liberals in their jammies dry humping.(regardless of the rules they try to establish)

21 posted on 08/30/2004 8:55:24 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Zing!)
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To: Uncledave

Where do they hold these events? At the Neverland Ranch?


22 posted on 08/30/2004 8:57:03 AM PDT by Alouette (My son, the Learned Youngster of Zion)
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To: Uncledave

A lot can be said about cuddle parties but then I remember that old saying, "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all." Being a 20 yr Naval retiree every fiber of my being is wanting to jump all over this like Jason with butcher knife on a couple of college coeds campers.


23 posted on 08/30/2004 9:03:55 AM PDT by solsrchr2 (solsrchr2)
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To: Uncledave

Cuddle parties would be just fine if the right people are present. :-)


24 posted on 08/30/2004 9:07:40 AM PDT by dukeman
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To: Uncledave; KC_Conspirator; AmericanCheeseFood; gopwinsin04; Huck; TonyRo76; subterfuge; ...
I wonder - Is individual identity allowed... or must it be surrendered in order to obtain the approval/validation of the snugly, warm, collective?
 
"All programs that have no purpose will be erased"
 
Got Matrix?
 

25 posted on 08/30/2004 9:08:49 AM PDT by VxH (The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.)
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To: Uncledave; nutmeg; Dutchy; tet68; Coop; MudPuppy

If Ann Coulter or Heather Nauert wants to pay me $30 for a hug, who am I to disagree?

I mean, how could I be so cold as to say no??


26 posted on 08/30/2004 9:13:07 AM PDT by RaceBannon (KERRY FLED . . . WHILE GOOD MEN BLED!!)
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To: Uncledave

The only cuddle party I attend involves my 3 1/2 year old daughter. And she does it for free.


27 posted on 08/30/2004 9:14:47 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Uncledave
nurture your inner commmunist

28 posted on 08/30/2004 9:15:34 AM PDT by unspun (RU working your precinct, churchmembers, etc. 4 good votes? | Not "Unspun w/ AnnaZ" but I appreciate)
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To: Huck
30 bucks to get blue balls? I can get that for free.

Since this is a Kerry-kind-of-thing, that should properly be: "30 bucks to get bleu balls?" You need the Frenchy, internationalist inflection.

29 posted on 08/30/2004 9:15:38 AM PDT by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Uncledave

Once a month parties for ho's...


30 posted on 08/30/2004 9:16:03 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat ("History? I love history! So sequential....")
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To: Uncledave

this is so sick and dishonest. it is just another name for an orgy only it sounds "cute" because everyone is in their jammies. and we wonder why STDs are rampant.


31 posted on 08/30/2004 9:18:06 AM PDT by applpie
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To: Uncledave

It's a very lonely society when you have to depend on strangers for the warmth of a hug.


32 posted on 08/30/2004 10:02:42 AM PDT by mewper
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To: Uncledave

Komm, sußer tödlicher Asteroid.


33 posted on 08/30/2004 10:22:53 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: wideawake
When I was in college a friend of mine bet that he could get covered on the evening news if we ran around the quads in our boxers on the "coldest day of the century" - a day when the wind chill hit -40 in Chicago. Six of us did...

Thus your screen name.

34 posted on 08/30/2004 10:27:05 AM PDT by dbwz (Tell your reps to CAN the BAN - www.cantheban.net)
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For some reason, this makes me think of those oddballs calling themselves "plushies"

WARNING!!! Click on the link and your perceptions of Stuffed animals and mascots will be forever altered - for the worse.

35 posted on 08/30/2004 10:35:56 AM PDT by Range Rover (Kerry is a Fraud)
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To: dbwz
Thus your screen name.

I can't describe to you how exhausting than run was. And I did it back when I was an active rugby player.

After two steps it was a struggle to draw any breath into my radically constricted lungs. Ice began to form immediately in my nostrils and between my teeth.

I couldn't see well because there was steam rising from my chest as well as my mouth.

The steam froze in my eyebrows and hair.

The best part was that although we started the run, a hot chick we didn't even know joined in halfway through, in her underwear, and finished it up.

I'll guess that, conservatively, 97% of the interview footage shot that afternoon was of her - featuring the effects that a sudden blast of cold has on the female anatomy.

36 posted on 08/30/2004 10:39:36 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: KC_Conspirator

Yep -- it's tailor made for the two Johns -- they like to cuddle!! This group will love them!


37 posted on 08/30/2004 10:40:07 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: KC_Conspirator

Better yet -- this is where the two Johns will go on Nov. 3rd for comfort!! INCOMING!!


39 posted on 08/30/2004 10:41:15 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Uncledave

These people are 'validating' their inner child when they should be giving the inner child a swift kick in the a$$.


40 posted on 08/30/2004 1:04:04 PM PDT by TalonDJ
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