[atomicpossum]

So GW is not the world's biggest beer maker, either?

[BenLurkin]

Doug, are you pulling our legs?

[So Cal Rocket]

Another lie on the Bush/Cheney '04 website:

"Dick Cheney made his debut at the movies in 1912 and his filmography is vast. Dick Cheney was especially famous for his horror parts in movies like e.g. Quasimodo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923)". Due to his special make-up effects he carried the characterization to be "the man with the thousand faces". He only filmed one movie with sound: The remake of one of his earlier films "The Unholy Three (1930)".

It turns out the person with this resume is Lon Chaney, a similar sounding name with different spelling.

[kevkrom]

Tell me he's still da man for baked beans, though!

[My2Cents]

Maybe they were thrown off by this --

[eyespysomething]

I can see the resemblence. No wonder they were confused.

[hushpad]

How could something like this happen to make the entire Bush/Cheney effort look so amateurish?


LOL! Why even worry? Those claims do not involve natioanl security, nor do they slander Vietnam Vets, nor do they promote a socialists agenda, nor were they intended to mislead voters - as sKerrys claims obviously were!

[Petronski]

Nice. I get it.

[normy]

"President Bush, speaking to a crowd of Hispanic voters in Florida spoke of his hardships growing up with a Hispanic mother and White Father and the predjudices he faced because of that Hispanic blood."

"He later was forced to retract his statements after his nephew George P. Bush claimed he was the Bush of Hispanic ancestry."

"President Bush claimed an over zealous staffer put that in his speech."

[Joe 6-pack]

I have it on good authority that Dubya drove his stock car into Cambodia back in '68 (or was it '69?).

[Fierce Allegiance]

lol ping.

[marktuoni]

FROM THE WEBSITE:

COLIN POWELL: In 1869 Major Colin Powell's expedition through the white water of the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon caused a sensation. Powell was not the first to navigate the river, but his writings stirred the interest of adventurers around America.

This was actually John Wesley Powell

[doug from upland]

General Tommy Franks did not write a diary and hide in an attic in Nazi Germany.

[doug from upland]

Clarence Thomas never high jumped over 7 feet.

[Salvation]

Some aides will not be happy over this!

[Salvation]

Are you series? Was the website hacked or is this really humor????

[Conspiracy Guy]

Cousin Eddie: Are you serious Clark?

[WestCoastGal]

LOL

I heard "W" was ready and waiting in the pits to take over the #20 car when Tony Stewart became ill during the Watkins Glen this past week.

[doug from upland]

Elaine Chao did not invent saying ciao at trendy Hollywood parties.

[kevkrom]

I also understand that Karen Hughes is responsible for the DirecTV home satellite system.

[doug from upland]

Here's a shocker. It turns out that Spencer Abraham did not make a Covenant with God.

[Freemyland]

So Mary Matalin did not win an Oscar for "Children of a Lesser God?"

[Twinkie]

It's stupid. He wouldn't have done it. Sounds
like a ringer planted in the campaign worker ranks.

[kingattax]

GIDDYUP W !!!!

[dead]

I really loved Ted Olsen on "Full House." I never even realized he was actually twins!

[KiloLima]

Oh hi, I just got here. Did someone say that Kurt Busch is a VIETNAM WAR VETERAN HERO WITH THREE PURPLE HEARTS??!!!

[spodefly]

[Overtaxed]

Please tell us that his dog didn't spill the secret bean recipe!

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Dick Chaney in his pre-Halliburton days. Halliburton was the bastard child of Halle Berry and Richard Burton.

[RJL]

Well done!

[nkycincinnatikid]

It all started when that darned Ronald Ray-gun claimed to have funded Star-wars.

[Madame Dufarge]

Can't-match-the-wit-BTT

[apillar]

When will the lies end ???

I just found out that Kerry's VP John Edwards isn't really a TV Psychic with a show called "Crossing Over" like his biography claims !

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[Squantos]

Didn't Kerry claim President Nixon give GW a medal in 68 ?

[Lancey Howard]

The following was sent to me via email, originating with somebody I don't know. There were no sources cited, no original author named, etc. If anybody knows where these quotes came from, or can deny or confirm them, please let me know.)

Anyways, here is what was forwarded to me, just for fun:

Subject: And You Thought Bush Talked Funny?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - John F. Kerry
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - John F. Kerry
"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - John F. Kerry
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry
"Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - John F. Kerry
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - John F. Kerry
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - John F. Kerry
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry
"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry