Posted on 07/28/2004 11:41:53 AM PDT by sirwarlok069
Been here all of 13 days, huh?
How about, "sirwarlok069: The Missing Article"?
Have a nice day!
CA....
Liberals are just mad cause Bush was smart enough to stay out of their war. Demonrats have gotten us into more useless wars than Republicans evah dreamed of.
I smell a ZOT coming on.
Do you plan on replying to any of the questions to you on this thread?
I havent read the entire article but according to it so far Bush was in a special operations outfit called SUM's
Perhaps. But he could sum up for us what GQ "thinks" it knows about this topic.
Well I can tell you who is not a hero, a guy who manufactures wounds so he can get sent home early. That's who's not.
GQ SUMS UP W'S VIETNAM YEARS GQ magazine has weighed in on the debate about George W. Bush's whereabouts during his stint in the Texas Air National Guard. The August issue features a spoof investigation by senior editor Jason Gay, which claims Bush was a member of an elite spy team called SUMS and single- handedly brought the Vietnam War to a close by "disrupting Vietcong activities using fraternity-style gags" in a mission code-named "Operation Goldfish Swallow." Gay reports, "As the coup de grace, they lodged a banana in the tailpipe of Vietcong negotiator Le Duc Tho's car, temporarily shutting down his motorcade. Incredibly, the prank techniques wore down the North Vietnamese . . . and pushed [them] to the bargaining table." The tall tale, which goes on to finger Bush as Bob Woodward's Deep Throat, is accompanied by photos of a young W lookalike in tightie- whities being yelled at by Barbara Bush, boozing in Vietnamese bars, and hanging out with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards on another top-secret mission to discover if the Rolling Stones were "using their lyrics to indoctrinate American youth towards socialism, drugs, rioting against the government, bisexuality, hot pants and tea."
If thou art feeling up to it
So... what are his conclusions?
Isn't it amazing, Gore did 6 months in Viet Nam, and his uniform was starched and pressed, even in the field. Both times he was there(in the field that is). Kerry did 4 months. Between them they actually served a tour.
Yet they can bash Bush for being in the N.G. When I was in basic, there were a lot of guys who were going N.G. It didn't make them cowards, they just managed to get in. Hell I would have gone N.G. if I could have gotten in. Just the breaks. You play the cards you are dealt.
Tha article is a lowblowing attack on Bush's intelligence, its got to be one of the worst written satires in history.
Where was Edwards during Vietnam?
conlusion = confusion... er, conclusion!
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