Alex & Vanessa Kerry Ring Ben Afflecks Chimes (Cinderella's Step Sisters in Vanity Fair- w/ Pics)

NY Daily News ^ | 7/27/04 | Corky Siemasko

[gopwinsin04]

Ben wants to get into politcs, I wouldnt put it above him to try and hook up with one of the Kerry gals.

[curlewbird]

Is it just me or does the schnoz and chin on her look like the "Old Man on the Mountain" profile on the NH (?) state quarter??

[ICX]

I'm not saying Vanessa's got a big nose, but she could smoke a cigarette in the rain with her hands behind her back.

Seriously, though...I don't find Vanessa attractive at all, but Alex has a nice body on her...it's the Kerry face that throws it all off.

[socal_parrot]

"Hey big boy, nice camera. Know how to use it?"

[gopwinsin04]

Is that Trent Reznor from nine inch nails holding the camera?

[curlewbird]

Nothin a bag wouldn't fix!

[Diogenesis]

"I am told there are entire Web pages devoted to my breasts,' Alexandra 30, says."

How Clintonian.

[TheBigB]

Yes, you're right, she did. I can't recall her name either.

And also, Sheila Kuhl in the CA state legislature...used to be Zelda? Zora?...on Dobie Gillis. Absolute man-hating extremist.

[OldFriend]

From Boston and acknowledged he has never voted.

Nice to hear him expound on the brilliance of the Kerry heiresses.

[pepperhead]

The children looks have nothing to do with the father's political positions.

No their looks have nothing to do with their fathers positions. I don't find Kerry's daughters attractive at all. Only in America could a gigolo pass along bad looks but it happened. The attraction Ben has here might be genuine or it could be he wants to sleep over at the White House. Maybe he is looking to get into politics as well. Or maybe they are really nice people. But who knows with Ben. Meanwhile I do find Katrina Vanden Heuvel somewhat attractive but her politics discussing. Not sure if everyone here would feel the same. But honestly I think alot of the people here that think Kerry's kids are not that attractive are saying it regardless of what they think or their father.

[Jaded]

Two words: Nose job.

[wideawake]

(1) There is no way Affleck wrote this himself.

(2) The only way the blonde resembles Ann Coulter is that they are both tall and blonde. Their facial features are very different.

(3) They have attractive bodies and rather plain faces, the both of them.

[mercy]

This from a guy who actually put wood to J-Lo.

Hard to figure.

[I_be_tc]

Didn't ben once go out with chelsea? I thought I read that when he was lusting after bubba.

TC

[CaliforniaOkie]

Meanwhile, the Kerry and Kennedy clans make their way to the convention.

ROFLMAO

[philosofy123]

We are more than welcomed to diss every single thing that Kerry said, however, it is immature to pick on his appearance, let alone his children appearance. I guess I wanted us to focus more on the issues.

Granted I cannot stomach Clinton's daughter ugly mouth and teeth, but I have never said I was mature ;-)

[CaptRon]

In a gooey valentine for Vanity Fair Magazine, Affleck describes the younger Vanessa and older Alexandra as 'absurdly beautiful, well spoken and intelligent.'

Why do the Dems feel the need to make outrageously false claims that they must know to be untrue?

Another example from the master, Lanny Davis. Last night he referred to Jimmy Carter as an "underrated" President who is now coming to be regarded as one of our greatest Presidents.

Oh yeah, Lanny? By who? Partisan Democrats. Certainly no one who knows anything about his presidency.

Lanny had to know this was a bunch of crap and provably false but he spewed it anyway.

[TheBattman]

Daughter of Lurch...

[fredhead]

There's a difference between ugly and homely...Chelsea is just homely (looks only) Hillary is UGLY! HanoiJohn's two are "Lurchettes."