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My name Big Watermelon. I like China. This girl Monica very fat
Sunday Independent (Ireland) ^ | Sun, Jul 25 04 | Brendan O'Connor

Posted on 07/25/2004 2:32:41 AM PDT by Happygal

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To: Happygal
Maybe Clinton will thank the rogue publishers by not attempting to sue them. He is a humanitarian after all, and they are protecting the Chinese people's right not to have to read bullshit memoirs.

This will be quoted extensively by the NY Times, WaPo, Time, Newsweek, etc., as an example of typical "European" opinion ..... NOT!

21 posted on 07/25/2004 5:32:00 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: Happygal
"The town of Hope, where I was born, has very good Feng Shui" The Chevy engine is suspended from the tree at just the right height for the dragon to fly underneath.
22 posted on 07/25/2004 5:40:36 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Death before dishonor, open bar after 6:00)
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To: Happygal

I am a jelly donut.


23 posted on 07/25/2004 5:49:26 AM PDT by Allegra (Proud Member of Free Republic Baghdad Chapter - est. July 4, 2004)
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To: longfellow

24 posted on 07/25/2004 5:51:10 AM PDT by condi2008 (Pro Libertate)
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To: Happygal

"When I called her evil, she just laughed" -Type O Negative, 'Little Miss Scare All (Black No One)'


25 posted on 07/25/2004 5:51:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Road Killed Beeber Association, paving the world, one troll at a time...)
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To: Happygal
He also tells his wife to "shut up" on one occasion, although on first meeting Hillary,

I'd kinda dig an opportunity to do that.

26 posted on 07/25/2004 5:52:10 AM PDT by Allegra (Proud Member of Free Republic Baghdad Chapter - est. July 4, 2004)
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To: Happygal
I still want to know want this Chinese guy is doing....


27 posted on 07/25/2004 5:54:07 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Happygal
the pirate Mandarin version of Bill's memoirs, which has come on to the market in record speed, is even more full of crap than Bill is

Now there is some sort of literary record.

28 posted on 07/25/2004 6:09:31 AM PDT by sd-joe
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To: Happygal; Old Sarge; tomkow6; tiamat; trussell; Arrowhead1952; Lady Jag; Darksheare; bentfeather; ..

Hilarious read ping!!

Thanks HappyGal!


29 posted on 07/25/2004 6:27:08 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Happygal

Hope they translated his references to Hillery! as

"That White-Bone Demon, my wife."

and, "After Ft. Marcy park, we were just a "Gang of three".


30 posted on 07/25/2004 6:32:11 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Happygal

Well, the Chinese should know more about Clinton than anyone. After all, they bought and paid for him.


31 posted on 07/25/2004 6:32:55 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: ovrtaxt

on first meeting Hillary, Chinese Bill apparently thought, "she was as beautiful as a princess" and told her his name was "Big Watermelon".

Are we sure it wasn't,

on first meeting Hillary, Chinese Bill apparently thought, "she was as beautiful as a watermelon" and told her his name was "Big Princess".


32 posted on 07/25/2004 6:37:23 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Happygal

I remember GM trying to figure out why the Chevy Nova wasn't selling in Mexico. "No va" translates to "it will not go" in spanish. Doh!


33 posted on 07/25/2004 6:50:23 AM PDT by Coastie (CPO retired)
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To: StarCMC

Thanks for the ping.


34 posted on 07/25/2004 7:09:23 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: ovrtaxt
"They call me 'tater salad'."

They call me "big asada taco."

35 posted on 07/25/2004 8:09:34 AM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: Victor
Clinton's favorite Chinese Proverbs .............

* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

* Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

* War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

* Take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

36 posted on 07/25/2004 8:59:07 AM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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To: Happygal; Incorrigible; Murtyo

Add the last man to the unofficial Irish ping list, Murtyo my apologies, I left you of some thread that would concern you as an Irish born citizen.


37 posted on 07/25/2004 9:08:22 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (If we are ultraconservative, does that mean they are infraliberal?)
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To: Happygal
This is apparently because, as a child, Bill "admired the ambition of Gu Yanwu"

Is WJC confusing him with Ghengis Khan?

38 posted on 07/25/2004 9:12:43 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (If they are Non-Governmental Organisations, then why are they funded by governments?)
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To: nuconvert; Aeronaut
And I hope your wife remembers that. Also, DO NOT Use While in Shower or Bathtub.

And "Do not use for other use."

39 posted on 07/25/2004 9:36:20 AM PDT by Erasmus
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To: Happygal

It's "Come Alive! Coke!". The press is good at propagating urban myths as well. In fact, they're probably most responsible for them.


40 posted on 07/25/2004 11:39:29 AM PDT by dr_who_2
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