DFU SONG: In My Room (Sandy Berger sings "In My Pants")

DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IN MY ROOM

I am finding very strange things inadvertently
In my pants...in my pants

I do not know how they got there...don't be asking me
In my pants...in my pants

There's an anvil and a chainsaw and a rat that died
Oh, how funny...there's some papers that say CLASSIFIED

There is little room left in there for my private parts
In my pants...in my pants...in my pants...in my pants, etc.

[Republitariana]

Very funny, doug: cute!

Hey, I just watched the Dennis Miller Show and they were all over this story. It was great. Hugh Hewitt was talking with Miller about that idiot Berger stuffing papers in his sox and down his pants. Unbelievable!

Naturally, Miller just had to mention 'what if' Berger had stuffed those papers down Condi's pants, but we won't go there now, okay? LOL

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the report.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Maybe you could do a twist on the old Shangri-Las tune "Remember (Walking in the sand)" as "Berger (Docs are in my pants)"? ;0)

[doug from upland]

Duh, I don't think I remember the song.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I only remember it because Aerosmith did a cool remake on their Night in the Ruts album LOL

[doug from upland]

Duh, I don't know the Night of the Ruts album either. :)

[Thud]

ping

[doug from upland]

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[Finny]

Doug, you're a genius.

[Libertina]

LOLOL NOt a pretty mental picture ;)

[doug from upland]

Some classified documents walk into the bar. They spot Sandy Berger having a Black Russian. He is wearing skin tight leather pants that are so tight they almost look painted on. They look him over, walk up to him and ask, "How in the world does anyone get into those pants?" Berger answers, "Well, you can start by buying me a drink, then following me to the reading room."

[doug from upland]

Now, the second most famous Socks in Washington --

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Every word has to be sttttutttttttttttteeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddd if you want to sound like Berger here.

Scary thought, imagining this guy singing, not to mention as the NSA head.

Clinton probably interviewed at least 10 people for the position and then selected the biggest idiot of them, the one he could get the most corrupt stuff past.

Hence Sandy Berger.

Must have used the same stratgey to pick Janet Reno.

Madeline Allbright too.

I am on to something here.

Finally have figured out why these people were selected for their posts.

[doug from upland]

Absolutely. I've been saying that for years. Everyone around Clinton was someone who was compromised and had problems. No decent honest person would have put up with what he did. Hence, a former bar bouncer was in charge of White House security.