[Semper Paratus]

Getting WHOOPI for Slimfast was as smart of move as getting Monica Lewinski for Jenny Craig.

[nmh]

Ah, it was Jenny Craig.

Since I don't use their product, did they stop using Monica as a spokesperson? I don't remember.

[Calvin Locke]

...getting Monica Lewinski for Jenny Craig.

Celebrity appeal isn't what it used to be.

My mother gets some of those tabloids. Saw the one on the top of the stack: "Monica puts on 75lbs". No idea if it was the
latest one, or a month old. Jenny Craig would be so proud. Monica has to keep coming back.