Caption this! (Crazy Al at news conference this week)

Yahoo!News/AP | 6.29.04

[mhking]

Al perfects his "Staute of Liberty" impression for his next SNL appearance...

[cripplecreek]

This little light of mine.


I'm gonna let it shine.

[2banana]

"If elected, this is the only color of flashlights that I will use in my administration..."

[commish]

Kerry, yo *ss bettuh pick me as VP or ahm gonna beat you like an LA motorist wif dis flashlight.

[porkchopexpress]

i'd like to now demonstrate how to give a hand job

[kevkrom]

Funny thing... with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...

[eyespysomething]

"This is the last thing I saw after telling the cop who I was."

[Darksheare]

"With the completion of this flashlight I have become the ULTIMATE power in the universe!"

[Republicus2001]

has Al paid his judgement yet to the prosecutor he slandered in the Brawley extortion case?

[Cobra64]

Dis is da size ov ma johnson.

[Undertow]

"When I am elected, I promise to give the Statue of Liberty a makeover. This is how it will look."

[God luvs America]

At a recent news conference Rev. Al performed his hip-hop version of Debbie Boone's classic, "You light up my life," complete with break dancing.  Rev. Al's version of this song will appear on his new album, "All that's white is bad," which included performances of Michael Moore-on, "White people eat too much food", Susan Sarandon, "Capitalism is bad" and Danny Glover, "Holloywood is racist".  The album is being released on K-Tel records.

[bray]

And if any youse tries to leave the Plantation I'se goen to hit ya long side da head wit diz, any questions to axe??........No, Tarala Brawley was anoder example of a Sistr being held down by da Whiteman and I did pay the settlement!

Pray for W and Our Awesome Troops

[itssoamusing]

Help me Obi-Wan...you're my only hope

[libertyhoundusnr]

The motto of California law enforcement is "Come to LA, we'll treat you like a king."

Ever see a Rodney King pinata?

[McGruff]

A thousand single point of light?

[7thOF7th]

"Hey that is my flashlight! it's been missing since Al's visit to St Louis!"

[Socratic]

'..."Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...'

I immediatedly thought of Gore - I wonder why.

[michigander]

Wadda ya mean this isn't the olympic torch?

[MAWG]

Blah Blah Blah Whitey! Blappety Flap Blappety flop Racism! Blah Blah Blah mo-foin Whitey!

[Chad Fairbanks]

"If I were in charge at Abu Ghraib, I wouldn't use no stupid chemlight... oh, no... you know what I'm saying?"

[mikrofon]

Sharptongue agrees to carry the new battery-operated Olympic torch...

[Arrowhead1952]

LAPD weapon of choice.

[EggsAckley]

Al misunderstands the concept of "Roots".

Hey....great job last night. Except that they cut you way too short. I'm really learning to hate Colmbs.

[itsamelman]

"Al Sharpton prepares to light the official torch of the First Annual Corcoran State Prison Olympic Games"

[Badeye]

"What do you mean, this isn't the Olympic Torch?"

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I did replace the batteries ... and the damned thing still won't vibrate!

[michigander]

;-)

[andy58-in-nh]

A black light with a dim bulb.

[dangus]

Al: "Clinton the first black president, my @$$"

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[dangus]

O, he's got a point, alright... But there ain't no light shining where it is.

[Old Grumpy]

"with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore..."

Me too! I really thought it was gonna be Gore!

[Republicus2001]

I was living in Las Vegas the same day of the Rodney King incident. In our building we had the case of a Charles Bush. It seems that in Vegas it is a felony to cohabitat with a streetwalker. He did and was visited at 3am that night by the Bad Boys (Vegas vice squad). We tenants at the Paradise Inn were told draw our drapes and not come outside our rooms. Half hour later the strangled naked corpse of Charles Bush was carted away in the coroners wagon. No video, cops acquitted. I thought they were a little heavy-handed in that one. To be fair to the Bad Boys he wasn't forced to wear panties on his head tho'...

[OldFriend]

I can't believe it's not about albore!

[MDspinboyredux]

Mr. Ramsbotham wins the contest!

I actually laughed out loud!

Too funny.

[Gator113]

"Mr. Kerry, if this don't fit, you must quit."

[SGCOS]

My parents went to the Star Wars movie, and all I got was this cheap light saber.

[BunnySlippers]

This is a great pose for Photoshop!

[New Perspective]

[sheik yerbouty]

He should put his light "where the sun don't shine." He has the capacity. After all, he's "The Graft Zeppelin" and is protected by his "helmet hair"!

[sheik yerbouty]

He should put his light "where the sun don't shine." He has the capacity. After all, he's "The Graft Zeppelin" and is protected by his "helmet hair"!

[chasman89031]

Wanna see my favorite sex toy?

[Pagey]

Al "I don't have to pay taxes" Sharpton raises his booming voice up another notch at his latest News Conference:
".....Why is it that all flashlights are Black???What is that about,Hmmmmm? I've never seen a white,green,blue or even a tan one, they're allllllllways black...... I'll say it again, for the 1000th time, I think all these flashlight manufacturers are ______......" (<------insert that overused 6 letter word he and Jesse J.Ball trot out so often)

[OESY]

"So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song."