Posted on 06/15/2004 3:38:16 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
TELLING THE TOOTH Despite a temporary loss of wrinkles, Senator John Kerry denied claims earlier this year that he underwent Botox treatments. But there's no denying the aftereffects of a piece of cosmetic work he had done yesterday. The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee emerged from a morning of seclusion in Washington with two new pearly-white-capped teeth at a airport rally in Atlantic City. The noticeably improved smile is not only bright, it corrects the angled teeth and one prior miscolored cap. Ever coy, Kerry aides said he had the crown replaced on his right front tooth (previously lost in a hockey injury) and a new crown placed on the lesser tooth beside it (the focus of a recent root-canal procedure). Other than that, the aides insist he had his teeth cleaned but not whitened. Still, the high-wattage smile was apparent as Kerry headed off by helicopter for a fund-raiser at the home of rock star Jon Bon Jovi, himself the veteran of a canine cap job.
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Did they remove his eyes?
LVM
It didn't do any good.
He shoulda had his head recapped
imo
He's still UGLY.
My God, he looks like a corpse!
Man, that pic on the top / left is scary. yikes!!!
Did you say sKerry?
That is just too scary. The resemblance is astonishing.
As for your math teacher, we had a gym teacher or two who were suspected of being lesbians. I ditched gym class because I was afraid to take a shower, which was mandatory.
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
A lot of recent pictures seemed to show Kerry with just one very wide tooth in the front of his mouth. Maybe it was just an optical illusion. Still, very strange looking indeed.
Oh forget it, you should have seen my school. I`m 44 so back when I was a kid there wasn`t the awareness as there is now about pedophiles, and me and my brother when we talk about it today realize that just about every teacher in our school was a freggin` pedo! Not kidding! From the gym teacher to just about every class. I remember one teacher use to pull my pants down when I was alone and then walk away laughing and I always wondered why he did that, why he acted like a kid, but he wasn`t. It turned him on to do that. We never got any of the hardcore Michael Jackson abuse stuff, but it was always the inappropriate talk and touching and you don`t realize what was actually going on until you get older. The same with the boy scout troop I was in. They were like the plague, just all over (this is Long Island NY by the way), the way a woman and man flirts is how they would treat us, and when your a kid you don`t know anything about sex, just that this adult is weird and instinct says "stay the hell away!"
Ha ha!! I`m cracking up because I just realized I`m talking about pedophiles on a John Kerry thread! LOL!!! Hey, you never know!
Oh, yuck!
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