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CAPTION JOHN & TARASA KERRY!
AP via Yahoo News ^ | 05-26-04 | AP via Yahoo News

Posted on 05/26/2004 3:25:37 PM PDT by petercooper

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To: Paul Atreides

After a horrible day at work, I'm really laughing now, thanks to your caption!


21 posted on 05/26/2004 3:52:55 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: Old Grumpy

Hope your day gets better!


22 posted on 05/26/2004 3:53:46 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: SandyInSeattle

EEEEWWWWWWWWW! You forgot to use your mouthwash.


23 posted on 05/26/2004 3:55:29 PM PDT by maizey (maizey)
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To: petercooper

Kerry (thinking) "I wonder if the husbannd's lawyer in the Schiavo case down in Florida would be interested in another similar case........."


24 posted on 05/26/2004 3:56:59 PM PDT by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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To: petercooper

Honey,did you know I was in Viet Nam?


25 posted on 05/26/2004 3:59:33 PM PDT by dancusa
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To: capt. norm

We have a winner!


26 posted on 05/26/2004 4:02:13 PM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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To: petercooper

THK: "No, Johhn, that's not a Botox leak -- that's just your Grecian Formula rinsing out in the rain..."

27 posted on 05/26/2004 4:06:19 PM PDT by mikrofon (I'm melting, melting!)
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To: petercooper

"damnit! Where's my man-servant when I need him?!"


28 posted on 05/26/2004 4:09:26 PM PDT by RagingBull
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To: petercooper
"Teresa, you're sick? Terminal?"
"Yes - you're going to be a merry widower."
"I won't be merry,"
"Yes, you will be. I want you to be merry. You'll be merry, okay?"
"Okay... Say how much of that 500 million is left anyway? I must say I'd feel sorry if we have spent a lot on this stupid show for these peasants votes!"
"Oh, there's plenty left... 500 million dollars means never having to say you're sorry."
29 posted on 05/26/2004 4:10:07 PM PDT by mrsmith ("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
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To: petercooper

No caption, just an observation. I don't know if it's just me, but both of these people have not-so-happy looks on their faces. And on their anniversary, no less.

Heheheheh.


30 posted on 05/26/2004 4:16:49 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("people who go to the Supreme Court ought to interpret the Constitution as it is interpreted...")
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To: petercooper

"Quick, Lovey, we must run and hide before that man in the blue blazer, yes, you know who I mean (nudge, nudge), before HE asks me to join my election committee staff...we can't have that, now, can we?"


31 posted on 05/26/2004 4:23:54 PM PDT by bitt
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To: petercooper

"Yes, I did 'Jaw-Bone' you for millions of dollars."


32 posted on 05/26/2004 4:24:01 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: petercooper

33 posted on 05/26/2004 4:27:21 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: petercooper

Kerry (to himself): Gads! Feel the roll around this old broad.

Teresa (to herself): I hope he does not cook for me again tonight. He's an awful cook. That last meal made me barf!

Kerry (to himself): Yep, she a fat little piggy. I need to put more rat poison in the next meal I cook for her. Last night I did not add near enough.

Teresa (to herself): He really loves me!

Kerry (to himself): I need to give Susan Soros a call later. After dinner....

34 posted on 05/26/2004 4:29:19 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
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To: petercooper

John, I wouldn't mind being vice president.


35 posted on 05/26/2004 4:34:04 PM PDT by McGruff
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"Teresa, let's see, we are in Seattle. Do 'we' own a palatial mansion here? Does it have any of those dusky young chamber maids you know I like?"


36 posted on 05/26/2004 4:50:23 PM PDT by Tacis (,)
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To: petercooper

I'm just thankful they're too old to reproduce...


37 posted on 05/26/2004 5:07:49 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: petercooper
I don't know. Everytime I see a picture of them together, one of them is either leaning away from the other or making a face.

Maybe they have bad breath. Send them a Certs.

Becki

38 posted on 05/26/2004 5:32:23 PM PDT by Becki (Pray continually for our leaders and our troops.)
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To: Paul Atreides

hey thats the best yet.
Woman, with umbrella: "Ewwwwwwww! She goes to bed with that?"


39 posted on 05/26/2004 5:41:46 PM PDT by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
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To: CaptainK
From certain angles, in the right lighting, and with enough to drink, you almost look like Morgan Fairchild.

I hope you don't mind the edited version.

40 posted on 05/26/2004 5:47:55 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ('Sell crazy somewhere else Pelosi and Gore, we're all stocked up here.')
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