HELP! Writing a paper on National Review...

ME

[KDRaiderofthenight]

I'm writing a paper on National Review for a conservatism class... i remember reading a piece on NRO a few days ago that said how many stories there were about bush's war record, vs. how many there were about kerry's medal flap. can anybody lead me to this article? PLEASE HELP

[Prince Charles]

You're too late. Only one "turn" paper is allowed to be discussed per day.

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[Petronski]

Go to Google.com and search for 'turn paper on bogdan polska.'

[FourPeas]

Dude, you either have incredibly poor timing or you're dull beyond words.

[camle]

AW now you stole MY line! wonder if this guy has diarama like the other guy.

[VRWCmember]

Already posted here.

[shezza]

Aw, dang. I left my Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring at home again today.

[RightWhale]

a conservatism class

LOL

bwhahaHAHA

[headsonpikes]

You are being mistaken for a poster with a plan.

You appear not to have one...at all.

;^)

[StoneColdGOP]

LOL... I guess no one does their own turn papers anymore.

[dirtboy]

I'm doing a paper on Van Der Graaf generators and want YOU to be in my diarama:

[camle]

hiya Vast! long time no see! helping this kid do series homework? I hear he has this vey hugh project to do, but he's god wicked diarama and need help with his turn paper.

And his sister's in the shower with the moose and all he has left is some cheese!

[Prince Charles]

A diarama of one of the Ketchup Queen's mansions would be fitting, rather than a dull paper on Lurch....

[FourPeas]

I actually had a class in Conservative Political Thought when I was in college. It was taught by the late Dr. Russell Kirk. Amazing and incredible don't even begin to be adequate descriptors for the class.

[KDRaiderofthenight]

Wow. A simple question about one source that I would like to include so I could write a paper about how WFB's "Up From Liberalism" still resonates today, and how we are facing the same challenges, and all i get is grief from fellow conservatives. I'm not asking you to write the thing for me, I'm just wondering if anyone remembers this article, and who wrote it. Y'all need to find something better to do.

and by the way, this conservatism class is one of the best i have ever taken, taught by one of three conservative professors at my college. Gimme a frickin' break. Y'all have to relax.

[camle]

all you diarama are belong to him. (I don't want any! I graduated a long time ago and don't have any more turn paper!)

[tongue-tied]

Uh...do a search? You can't be one and the same turn paper righter. Can you?

[KDRaiderofthenight]

I am not. That guy sounds like an idiot.

[camle]

ho c'mon now junior, lighten up! we'oldsters are entitled to enjoy ourselves too y'know.

(that ought to set him off)

[Diddle E. Squat]

Wow, I think the zotmods added every keyword they've ever collected to that thread. Even more than were in Merchanseaman's faux-opus...

[StoneColdGOP]

Try looking up an author named John Martineau, he can help.

[VRWCmember]

Wow. A simple question about one source that I would like to include so I could write a paper about how WFB's "Up From Liberalism" still resonates today, and how we are facing the same challenges, and all i get is grief from fellow conservatives.

If you are for real click on the link in my post #7 above. To make it simple, I'll include it here:
I need help with my turn page paper on the collapse of communism

Once you see the other thread and the similarity of your request to the incoherent, poorly spelled, and grammatically challenged request of some clown who signed up today, you'll see the unfortunate timing of your post and why you are catching such grief.

[tongue-tied]

Then I stand corrected and apologize.


You just have bad timing posting this request. Have you checked out the other thread we're speaking of?

[VRWCmember]

Hi camle. Good to see you. My posting time has been a little limited lately.

[dighton]

Likely a case of unfortunate timing.

There are posts about Colgate U, and a hymn to his dear alma mater.

[KDRaiderofthenight]

The article I am speaking of had to do with unbalanced reporting on the part of the major networks. There was something like 160 stories about bush's national guard records, and only about 30 for Kerry's medal fiasco.

[RightWhale]

Interesting. After our class in Ethical Theory this spring it seemed obvious there was nothing but Rawls' Justice as Fairness in the field.

[jtminton]

Either somebody stole your FR login info, or you have about the worst timing in the world.

[Keith]

drink more Ovaltine...

[tongue-tied]

I can't say I'm shocked, given the number of liberal media outlets versus conservative or even balanced ones.

[Arrowhead1952]

Here is a thread from the other day. This was from NRO.

(Senator Contradiction: Kerry's medal story is a mess.))

[camle]

me too. threads like this are a fun way to keep in touch. I mean this is more fun that the mupper show!

(actually I enjoyed the last several turn papers I had to do. If I had the time I'd go back to graduate school just to write more of 'em)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Y'all need to find something better to do.

We all have something better to do. We browse Free Republic quite frequently so we are all very familiar with the thread that is linked in reply #7. I suggest you go there, read it and then get back to us and tell us all how amusing the title of YOUR thread is. If you can't, then I suggest an upgrade:

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[William Martel]

Don't take the reactions here too personally. We just dealth with a troll asking for something quite similar (with a HUGE list of keywords, I might add!)... click on the link that someone else gave you.

[spunkets]

Is this for professor Wagner's class?

[Buell_X1-1200]

Yeah, this is really bad timing homie. You should check the other thread where someone was asking for info that he could use on a "turd paper" ... very funny stuff.

Good luck getting anything useful out of this thread :-)

[eyespysomething]

Did someone say they had diarama?

[KDRaiderofthenight]

Professor Kraynak, who recently brought Alan Keyes and Anne Coulter to school, two weeks in a row.

[pabianice]

"Dude, where's my lurker??"

[camle]

better give some to the kid right away. these turn papers are vey series y'know!

[spunkets]

Rawls is the socialist's oracle.

[Moonman62]

You're in big trouble when your mom gets home.

[RightWhale]

That's pretty much true. There seems to be a choice of Socialist or Liberal. Any mention of Libertarianism or Conservatism draws a blank stare.

[HitmanLV]

Just a wild suggestion: do you own research, Einstein.

[7.62 x 51mm]

I smell a DU rat, and a ZOT® coming...

5...4...3...

[spunkets]

This page gives access to everything there. Use the titles for clue.

[KDRaiderofthenight]

What's a Zotr? (you're so clever with those fancy symbols)

[7.62 x 51mm]

Use the (((:::SEARCH:::))) function and type in appropriate keywords. If it's in there, it'll come up, sooner or later.