CAPTION TERESA HEINZ KERRY!

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[petercooper]

#1. "Don't these photo-ops suck?"

#2. "My hubbie is thisssss small"

[punster]

"...And your little dog, too!"

[ken5050]

The caption contest should be..the kid in the red shirt with the BB cap on..what's HE really thinking?

[GoRepGo]

1. I'm sooo full of it I'm gonna have to let it rip.

2. So, they take a gob of makeup - this thick - out of a bucket and smear it on jf'n.

[DesertDreamer]

Ketchup Breath Mints...even kids know they don't work.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

"Really, I thought
He would be great,
Young one.
My husband is a hero,
Everyone knows
Such a thing.

Why isn't he more popular?
I can't imagine
The thought the
He's really a dud.

I see.
The guy
Can't
Hold an audience...
.
.
.
:)

[savedbygrace]

The girl: "Lady, you've got bad breath"

[pepperhead]

#1 Teresa: Would you like to come and clean my house. I will pay you real well, 2 dollars a week plus all the left overs you can eat.

2# Teresa: Anyone of you kids want to pet my pet rock?

Little girl: That can't be a rock I can smell it from here you must being playing with a pet turd.

[BenLurkin]

Kid catches first whiff of a beaujolais breakfast. . . . Here the poor kid is still recovering - her sinuses are stinging.

[isthisnickcool]

"How'd I get all the money? Easy! I just spread my legs for my first husband. Then he died. I got all the money. Try it when you grow up".

[irgbar-man]

"Nurse Fuzzy-Wuzzy Woo-Hoo!"

[niteowl77]

"I don't feel like clapping now either, but it makes "you-know-who" feel good, so we'll all just go along with it. The hot dogs will be here soon anyway.
Now about that "Botox" stuff I was telling you about- they give him a shot with it, and it sort of puffs his skin up like this..."

[Enterprise]

#1: "Oh yes. Good jobs for everyone. You can be the maid and clean toilets. The boy behind us can do the yard work, LOTS of yard work."

#2: "Carumba. I haven't smelled this much BS since my papa took me to the bull fight."

[ditto h]

This loser doesn't have a prayer against Bush.

[TC Rider]

TeeRAYza: Did you know my Johnny served in Vietnam?
Kid: Not this crap again.

[mean lunch lady]

Re: the kid in the red shirt - he's thinking: "This is the last time I accept a free ticket from some bozo in a suit"

[Unknown Freeper]

Red shirt kid: "Gee, that guy over there in that SUV looks just like that guy Lurch my parents told me about."

[FreeAtlanta]

I grew tomatoe boy Kerry from an ity bity plant this small, to what he is today. A big fat tomatoe! ha ha

little girl and boy behind Theresa, "this women is Dr. Evil."

[Huck]

He's thinking...."Is that kid gonna finish his hot dog?"

[ErnBatavia]

"Your mother works for me, right? Tell her to be on time tomorrow; the baseboards need cleaning."

[mtbopfuyn]

That makes two of us, I can't believe I married him either. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, about my hair, I take a section and comb it flat like this and roll it up real tight...

[samtheman]

TeeRAYza: Did you know my Johnny served in Vietnam?
Kid: Not this crap again.

The winner!

[jetson]

WACKO!

[Redwood71]

#1: "Hiow much money do we give to charity in a non-election year?

#2: In this case, a picture is worth a thousand words.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

If I Die Tomorrow Ol' Effin' Gets This Much of My Ketchup Estate!

[nmh]

Has she now declared herself to be Asian?

It wasn't so long ago that she declared herself black.

[Solamente]

Apologies to actor Michael Constantine...

[mass55th]

#1. I'm African-American you know. That makes me a minority too.

#2. And if your parents don't vote for my husband, I'll squish 'em just like this!!

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[Charles Henrickson]

"You haven't seen my sunglasses, have you? They're about this big, tortoise-shell frames. . . ."

[mlbford2]

GAWD!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine her as our first lady?

[ride the whirlwind]

Hey lady, how come your husband has such a long face?

[sushiman]

Was this photo taken in Mexico ?

[mindspy]

What I can't figure out is how this troll even got Heinz attention in the first place, let alone married him. Ok, I can see how she got F'nKerry, he's ugly and she's rich and ugly. But Heinz? What's the deal here, I thought rich men married pretty women.

[Solamente]

Ooh! Ooh!

Officer Toody! LOL!

[Vision]

She is so hideous

I hope her anti-American comments will be used against her. She cannot be a first lady.

[jimboster]

Her mother left about this much dust on my living room furniture!

[Charles Henrickson]

"So you take one of those flat things--what did you
call them, tortillas?--and you put meat or cheese
on it and roll it up? Is it anything like a crepe?"

[Charles Henrickson]

Was this photo taken in Mexico ?

Mexifornia, actually.

[Arpege92]

Thanks to me kid, you are in this country because I hired your mommy and daddy as my newest limo driver and maid. Don't forget to remind your parents to vote for John Kerry!

[OESY]

"First, you have to catch your Frog like this. Then, you have to kiss him.
That's the way that someday your Frog Prince will come."

[mikrofon]

"And waiter, I don't usually have to carry these things, but I have a stack of bills this tall -- will that cover the charges?"

[Free_at_last_-2001]

When I left Van Halen I hooked up up with john - we took a lot of drugs in those days.

[BradyLS]

1. "All right, kids, the Heinz Puppy Parade is about to start! Only the finest puppies will do for Heinz!"

2. "...Then we frappe the puppies in to a thick paste, like so..."

[BradyLS]

Has she now declared herself to be Asian? It wasn't so long ago that she declared herself black.

John doesn't care. So long as the money is green...

[John Lenin]

Don't give me any lip about the Lear Jet, I got more money than your whole country

[Smartass]

[jws3sticks]

Just to let you know, Johnnie and I have Botox scheduled for Monday morning, to make us look younger, you loosers.

I think really cool when I have my glasses on my upper eyes. Given all of our SUV's, I do need them when burning up the miles.

I appologize to my little friend to my right and the pudgy one in the red shirt, as I had chillie last evening and I just had to let it pass. So sorry, to those down wind, so to speak.