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DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (week-kneed Jimmy Carter, shut up and go away!)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/21/2004 8:23:21 PM PST by doug from upland

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MIDI - CAMP GRENADA

Hello foolish, Jimmy Carter...all your words are...a non-starter
We don't care what you are thinking...your whole presidency, sir, was really stinking

Not one problem...you had plenty...interest rates were reaching twenty
You cut back the U.S. power...and had left a taste in our mouth that was sour

I remember gas line waiting...for our nation, how degrading
I have mocked you...and I mean it...why don't you just go away and suck a peanut

You were flat as month old cola...bitch slapped by the Ayatollah
You were milktoast and so tiring...Bernie's Weekend dead guy had been more inspiring

What about the hostage taking...of yourself, a jerk you're making
Commies knew...that with you at the helm, this nation they could really screw
How did we live through your time there...not one enemy could you scare
It is clear...your great accomplishment was touting Billy Beer

Wait a minute...while you're whining...perhaps there's a...silver lining
There is one worse...scumbag Clinton...still, you're weaker than the birdie in badminton

In your heart we, know you lusted...you're someone we...never trusted
Stop bad-mouthing our commander...Tyson should have bitten you and not Evander


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ayatola; billybeer; carter; gaslines; hostages; inflation; interestrates; jimmycarter; loser; miseryindex
What is wrong with these RAT b*st*rds? A weakling ex-president and an impeached rapist president are criticizing the commander in chief while we are at war. This crap is unprecendented. What the RATS are doing to try to grab power is nothing short of treason.
1 posted on 03/21/2004 8:23:22 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Your song is priceless. Your lyrics outshine whoever wrote the Grinch song. If only this one were the classic.

Jimmuh, SHUT UP!!!

2 posted on 03/21/2004 8:29:06 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle
I agree...
3 posted on 03/21/2004 8:31:15 PM PST by The Wizard
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To: The Wizard
Why is anyone paying attention to the Peanut farmer from Georgia?
4 posted on 03/21/2004 8:32:15 PM PST by dinok
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To: Yaelle
How would you like this, Jimmy?


5 posted on 03/21/2004 8:33:06 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Good work Doug!
6 posted on 03/21/2004 8:35:25 PM PST by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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7 posted on 03/21/2004 8:36:35 PM PST by Consort
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To: doug from upland
The outstanding highlight of the Carter Administration was the photgraph of brother Billy standing with a beer in his hand and taking a leak by the nose wheel of AF1 during his brother's term. He was the only man in that Presidency that knew what he wanted to do, had the equipment to do it with and did it without caring what others thought.

Billy was my President during those dark days.
8 posted on 03/21/2004 8:41:27 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (DEFUND PBS & NPR - THE AMERICAN PRAVDA)
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To: doug from upland
Clever. You should be on the New York Times editorial page as a counterpoint to the increasingly shrill Maureen Dowd. I hereby nominate you for the job.
9 posted on 03/21/2004 8:43:33 PM PST by CaliforniaRhodeIslander
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Pinging the song list.
10 posted on 03/22/2004 6:32:40 AM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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