Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned

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[Free ThinkerNY]

Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned

Thu Mar 11, 8:13 AM ET

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Two Dutch political parties called Wednesday for laws prohibiting sex with animals after a man suspected of having sex with a pony was set free.

Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony's owner caught him by surprise in his stable.

"He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said.

The prosecutor set him free because there was no evidence of a crime. Dutch law does not prohibit bestiality.

"There were no wounds or traces of violence. The man may have had sex with the animal, but there is no article in law which says this is liable to punishment," Hallebeek said.

Both List Pim Fortuyn and the Socialist Party called for an amendment to the penal code to make bestiality punishable.

"Sex with an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament.

[Sister_T]

And there are people here in this nation who think the U.S. should become more like Europe in terms of sexuality. Eeeeuuu! No thanks!

[ladtx]

Slippery slope time again, if they're not careful they'll want to ban gay marriages.

[Crazieman]

Hmm

Animal rights activists vs genetic societal disorder apologists.

[SolutionsOnly]

Could be a hard sell.... remember, we're talking about 'enlightened' Scandinavia here

[robertpaulsen]

"No, no -- when we said we "used the pony" we meant we rode him to the whorehouse in town."

Old joke.

[JustPlainJoe]

...and Moses VanWeerham said "Let my Sheepies go!"

[JustPlainJoe]

...and Moses VanWeerhamen said "Let my Sheepies go!"

[JustPlainJoe]

...and Moses VanWeerhamen said "Let my Sheepies go!"

[Bigg Red]

Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony's owner caught him by surprise in his stable.

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Can anyone account for Bill Clinton's whereabouts this week?

[bobo1]

You prude,

He should be allowed to marry the pony. Shouldn't let your religious beliefs get in the way of true love.

It is rather obvious to me that you are equinephobe and a bigot. If someone wants to have sex with a pony, donkey(yech), sheep, dog, cat, mouse, or God forbid a 'Rat, who are you to judge?

Give it a rest, those who have no moral foundation can celebrate any perversion and declare you to be the violater of their rights.

Blessings, Bobo

[Old Professer]

I took the liberty of changing this quote slightly:

Riding on the back of an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament.

Sounds reasonable.

[jwalsh07]

See, everybody draws lines.

[Peter J. Huss]

Could be a hard sell.... remember, we're talking about 'enlightened' Scandinavia here.
We are?

[mrtysmm]

Is this the next thing we have to be wary about? Wasn't this one of the concerns after that infamous Supreme court decision? I shudder to think where all this is heading.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[SolutionsOnly]

well, ok you got me. I suppose one could argue about the Netherlands being Scandianvia. It's not. For some reason I thought Copenhagen instead of Amsterdam (both are pretty loose)

[JmyBryan]

NAMPLA anyone?

[joesnuffy]

yes bad things result from such practices...
It gave the world.. Bill and Hitlery for example...

[Savage Beast]

Oh Eerdmans is just an old stick-in-the-mud (so to speak). A pony can always say, "Naaaaaaaaaaaay," and Eerdmans has no way of knowing whether she liked it or not.

Anyway, the Dutch have far more urgent problems than transspecies marriag...uh...relati...er... What do you call those legal agreements?

[Free ThinkerNY]

By-Product of Beastiality

[Sister_T]

*LOL*

[null and void]

Anyway, the Dutch have far more urgent problems than transspecies marriag...uh...relati...er... What do you call those legal agreements?

A pre-naaaaaaayptual agreement?

[null and void]

Ahhhhh! THAT'S why the long face...

[Free ThinkerNY]

Ma Kerry Gets a Grooming

[You Dirty Rats]

Was it a one-trick pony?

[mrtysmm]

OMG......but then, on the other hand.....haven't heard from him in a while. He does have a residence in Europe if I remember correctly.

[billorites]

"Oh George, not the livestock!"

[LexBaird]

This must be an old article. Pym Fortuyn was assassinated by a radical Greenie some time ago.

[Redbob]

Ban bestiality?

But I thought they had already legalized gay marriage?

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Hey, (Hay?) If the guy was doing it for L U U U V E its OK. But if he was just doing it for FUN then it was NASTY. (Just trying to get used to the new paradigm.)

[beckett]

"Sex with an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament.

The eminent far left utilitarian philosopher and founder of the modern animal rights movement, Peter Singer of Princeton, begs to differ.

...sex with animals does not always involve cruelty. Who has not been at a social occasion disrupted by the household dog gripping the legs of a visitor and vigorously rubbing its penis against them? The host usually discourages such activities, but in private not everyone objects to being used by her or his dog in this way, and occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop.

Peter Singer, Mar 2001

[ambrose]

Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony
Shoot 'em down turn around come on Mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
So fine, so fine
It's all mine, well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well you could shake it Mony Mony
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home yeah
Don't stop cookin' 'cause I feel all right now
Don't stop now come on Mony
Come on yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good
Well I feel all right
You're so fine, you're so fine
You're, and I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah

Wake it, shake it Mony Mony
Up, down, turn around, come on mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Don't stop now come on Mony
Come on, I said yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah

'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
Feel all right, all right
Well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ride your pony, ride your pony
Ride your pony come on, come on
Mony Mony
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[shaggy eel]

,,, "stability" BUMP.

[Spok]

How do you sneak up on a sheep in wooden shoes?

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[uncitizen]

These the same Europeans that are dying for Kerry to be our president?

[concordKIWI]

Willllllllllber!!!!!!

[NeoCaveman]

How intolerant (/sarcasm)

[old3030]

Yes. That is a classic. I laugh every time George "shoots the bull".

[telebob]

I just canceled my Dutch vacation...no point now.

[ApplegateRanch]

and Eerdmans has no way of knowing whether she liked it or not.

Jumping such to conclussions, reveals the sexist-hompohbic tendencies you try to suppress.

The article only stated "pony"; the only reference to gender was "man"! Eu-PU! I don't want to anywhere near there.

[dougherty]

This sicko should bring his beloved pony to San Franciso and marry it. Problem solved.

[ApplegateRanch]

He's dead, but they named the party in his memory.

[nobody_knows]

Ya live a decent life.Do good by the community. Considered an honorable man.

But ya screw one pony and look at what happens to ya!

Geezzzz

[LexBaird]

That makes more sense then.

[weegee]

Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony's owner caught him by surprise in his stable.

"He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said.

The prosecutor set him free because there was no evidence of a crime.

If nothing else he was guilty of tresspassing. A weak legal system seeks to not find a charge.

[weegee]

"I Dig a Pony"

[weegee]

How do you sneak up on a sheep in wooden shoes?

You don't. You clip clop up behind a horse instead.

[weegee]

"PONY TIME"

It's pony time,get up
Boogety, boogety, boogety shoo

Hey now let's party with the union hall,
It's pony time when ya hear this call,
So get with it,
Don't quit it,
Get up.

Do the pony with your partner,
With a big boss line,
Well anyway ya do it,
You're gonna look real fine,
So get with it,
Don't quit it,
Get up.

Now ya turn to the left when I say gee,
You turn to the right when I say haw,
Now gee, ya ya baby,
Now haw, ya oh baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Do it baby, oh baby, oh baby,
Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety shoo.

Gonna see little Suzie, who lives next door,
She's doin' the pony, she's takin' the floor,
Eeea ah, so get with it, don't quit it, come on,
Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety shoo.

Do the pony with your pardner,
Oh in a big boss line,
But anyway you do it,
You're gonna look just fine,
So get with, Don't quit it,
Come on. Eeeaaah

Now you turn to the left when I say gee,
You turn to the right when I say haw,
Now gee, ya ya little baby,
Now haw, ya oh baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Do it baby, oh baby, oh baby,
Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety shoo.