SAVED!: New Hollywood Movie Pokes Fun at Christians

Some images from "Saved!" ...

They will file bankrupcy:)

Even the trailer is a sleeper. /yawn

It will be interesting to compare the box office (and reviews) of this Christianphobic "satire" with The Passion.

Those who make a caricature out of believers clearly expose their ignorance of same.

An early review from Aint It Cool News:

"I felt like I was saved once this awful movie ended. Extremely simplistic characters and a script that hits you over the head with the same kinds of jokes over and over again make this film almost feel worthy of damnation.

This intended comedy centers around an all-Christian high school where Mary (Jenna Malone) struggles with her faith after thinking the Lord wanted her to sleep with her gay boyfriend as a means of curing him. She becomes friends with other "outsiders" such as the Jewish bad girl (Eva Amurri) and a wheelchair-bound Macauley Culkin who "dances" for coins at McDonald's. Meanwhile, Mary is taunted by the cardboard baddie, Hilary Faye (in such a grating performance by Mandy Moore that you'll long for the very fires of hell after the first few minutes.)"

Another review from Aint It Cool News:

And finally, I'm happy to end this review round-up on a very good note. Repeat after me: You must see "Saved!" Directed by Brian Dannelly, this one's about a very conservative Baptist community and the very conservative Christian high school therein. Jena Malone plays Mary, a devout teenager who is shocked when her boyfriend tells her he's gay. Mary then has a heavenly vision and comes to the conclusion that the best way to "fix" her boyfriend is to sleep with him. Things don't go as planned. Also in the cast is Mandy Moore as Hilary Faye, one of the nastiest "Christians" you'll ever meet, and Macaulay Culkin as her wheel-chair bound brother who pretty much stands (or sits, I guess) outside of all the insanity with a sort of amused detachment.

Anyone who lives or comes from a religiously dominated community will instantly recognize either themselves or their neighbors in this film. It seems at first that the filmmakers are simply pointing and laughing at the lunacy in this community (and it is very funny), but they give plenty of human dimensions to their characters to create a smart, charming, and touching movie with it's heart in the right place.

Culkin is delightful, Malone is delightful, and Eva Amurri (Susan Sarandon's daughter) is a hoot as the Jewish rebel in a school full of crazy Christians. Mandy Moore has her best role to date as the bitchy Hilary Faye, and she deserves kudos for creating a character who is so sickeningly sweet and back-stabbing (which she's only doing for your own salvation, mind you). The movie has tons of great lines and all of the characters are given room to shine. "Saved!" comes out in April and I highly recommend it.

Quick. Somebody wake up Abe Foxman so he can rush out and save the world from this film!

Hilarious is more like it:)

POC 175,000,000 in 10 days

400,000,000 domestic in 40 days just watch the smoke!

Mel will bury them.

The only question remaining in their minds will be: "What did Mel know, and when did he know it?".

And just imagine the foreign box office.

Saved!
http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=upsell_review&reviewID=VE1117922923&categoryID=31&cs=1

An MGM release of a United Artists presentation of a Single Cell Pictures, Infinity Media production. Produced by Michael Stipe, Sandy Stern, Michael Ohoven, William Vince. Co-executive producers, Kerry Rock, David Prybil, Kaye Dyal, Steven Gagnon. Directed by Brian Dannelly. Screenplay, Dannelly, Michael Urban.

Mary - Jena Malone
Hilary Faye - Mandy Moore
Roland - Macaulay Culkin
Patrick - Patrick Fugit
Tia - Heather Matarazzo
Cassandra - Eva Amurri
Pastor Skip - Martin Donovan
Lillian - Mary-Louise Parker
Dean - Chad Faust
Veronica - Elizabeth Thai
Herself - Valerie Bertinelli

By DAVID ROONEY
An irreverent teen pic about a high school for born-again Christians, "Saved!" appears bound to ruffle the feathers of religious conservatives -- and may have exhausted its Utah audience at Sundance. However, the spirited comedy ultimately kneels before an all-embracing deity, which could appease the God squad provided they get through all the wickedly funny zealot-bashing that comes first. Subversive but sweet-natured item may not be an automatic connect for kids but could build serious cult cachet that will pay off in home entertainment formats.

While it has a far more congenial bite to its humor, "Saved!" recalls "Pumpkin," UA's commercially ill-fated Sundance title of two years back, in both its political incorrectness and the liberal message it delivers in the final act. Both films also get off to an exhilarating start and then suffer from uneven energy levels, though "Saved!" is considerably tighter than the earlier pic. And the new comedy has at least one key marketing advantage in the inspired casting of Mandy Moore and Macaulay Culkin, both milking generous comic dividends from their offscreen personas -- respectively, good girl and bad boy -- in roles as a self-righteous crusader and a paraplegic cynic.

Central character is Mary (Jena Malone), who lost her father to the angels at age 3 and has been gripped by religious fervor ever since. Voted No. 1 Christian interior decorator, her mother (Mary-Louise Parker) is hot for Pastor Skip (Martin Donovan), who teaches and preaches at American Eagle Christian High. A member of the elite senior Christian Jewels group, Mary sings in the school's inspirational God-pop trio led by scarily self-possessed Hilary Faye (Moore).

While playing a truth game in the pool with figure-skater boyfriend Dean (Chad Faust), Mary learns he's gay. A bump on the head adds to the shock, causing her to confuse her maintenance man rescuer for a vision of Jesus, instructing Mary to save Dean from the path of perversion. She does this by giving up her virginity, convinced God will restore it later. Instead, she gets pregnant, while Dean -- whose parents find his hidden Honcho magazine -- is shipped off to be de-gayed at a Christian treatment facility.

Feeling betrayed by Jesus, Mary wrestles with her faith, resisting the romantic attentions of Pastor Skip's hot skateboarding son Patrick (Patrick Fugit). Meanwhile, junior evangelist Hilary Faye leads prayer groups for Dean and battles in vain to turn the school's slutty lone Jew Cassandra (Eva Amurri) onto Christ. Instead, Cassandra hooks up with Hilary Faye's "differently abled" brother Roland (Culkin), who's eager to break away from sis and rebel.

Building to a crescendo on prom night, the comedy steadily peels away the hypocrisy of the characters -- most of all, manipulative Hilary Faye -- and ultimately redeems them.Without entirely negating its cheeky disrespect for all things devout, the script by first-time director Brian Dannelly and writing partner Michael Urban lays out an uplifting agenda that affirms a less dogmatic, more accepting brand of faith and the existence of a nonjudgmental God while advocating the need to look for goodness in everyone.

Dannelly's gleeful sense of fun and affection for the characters prevail even as the pace sputters midway through the slightly awkward choreography of the final act. As much as any real shortcomings in these departments, however, the energy dip is due to the giddy heights of the comedy's establishing scenes, which set the tone at an impossibly infectious peak.

Malone brings an appealing feistiness and backbone to Mary's confused and ostracized state, along with a questioning intelligence that supplies the quirky comedy with its soul. Likewise Culkin -- continuing, after "Party Monster," to reinvent himself -- and Amurri, who reveal the humanity and tenderness beneath their characters' trashy facades, without overselling the sweet side. Development of the outsider relationship between wheelchair-bound Roland and out-of-control Cassandra represents the film's chief romantic pleasure, more so than the Mary-Patrick connection, which is held back by under-use of Fugit.

Other cast members all have their moments, including Parker, Donovan and Heather Matarazzo -- an iconic reminder of another subversive school comedy, "Welcome to the Dollhouse." Valerie Bertinelli makes a droll cameo appearance as herself in a weepy Lifetime cancer movie.

But the real surprise is Moore, who's infinitely better served by this material than by her recent excursions into vanilla sentimentality, "How to Deal" and Chasing Liberty." Recalling her harder-edged performance in "The Princess Diaries," Moore's role here is a controlling monster cloaked in a patina of sanctimonious piety and hidden insecurity. And if there's a criticism to be leveled at the actress's highly amusing turn, it's that the director cuts away too early from Moore's exuberantly cheesy pop stylings as she croons for Christ.

As is to be expected in a film on which Michael Stipe is a principal producer, music is a key factor. However, rather than just the usual random grab-bag of void-filling vocals that fuels so many teen movies, the soundtrack here is peppered with pseudo-religious pop, like Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" and most notably, a cover by Moore of the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows."

Camera (Deluxe color), Bobby Bukowski; editor, Pamela Martin; music, Christophe Beck; music supervisor, Jon Leshay; production designer, Tony Devenyi; art director, Kristina Lyne; set decorators, Laura Killam, James Willcock; costume designer, Wendy Chuck; sound (Dolby Digital), Eric J. Batut; line producer, Cal Shumiatcher; assistant director, Peter Whyte; casting, Coreen Mayrs, Heike Brandstatter. Reviewed at Sundance Film Festival (Premieres), Jan. 21, 2004. MPAA Rating: PG-13. Running time: 92 MIN.

Yeah, Abe Foxman can find traces of anti-semitism even in a bagel.

"...Mandy Moore as Hilary Faye..."

This young lady even once attended a Christian school, but alas, it can be safely said, she is not a Christian. Furthermore, the lass is hopelessly type-cast in the same role of *itchy snob. Apparently, that's the only thing she knows.

I wouldn't be surprised if they chose this release date to coincide with the "certain" sinking of Mel's movie.

Ha.

I am in the biz

Primary mkt dom...400 million
International mkt 800 million
Secondary, and tertiary mkt 800 million

Gross=2 billion.....I have been wrong before, but not often:)

. . . Eva Amurri (Susan Sarandon's daughter) is a hoot . . .

All I needed to know not to waste my time and money.

Review from Film Threat:

There's really nothing funnier than a movie that takes aim at religious institutions....except fart jokes and guys getting kicked in the nuts. But "Saved!" manages to avoid the latter and indulge heavily in the former with pretty damned good results. Equal parts satire, spoof and teen comedy, "Saved!" is just a sweet and funny movie that starts off with bite but settles into an honest feeling of happiness and acceptance for all types of people and their choices.

Mary (Malone) attends an ultra-hip Catholic school along with her pal Hillary Faye (Moore) and Hillary Faye's wheelchair bound brother, Roland (Culkin). Hillary Faye and Mary are quintessential Jesus groupies who want nothing more from life than to answer that bumper sticker that reads, "what would Jesus do?" It's this thought pattern that enters Mary's mind when her hunky boyfriend Dean (Faust) tells her he thinks he's gay.

Hopefully Jesus wouldn't do what Mary does as she sleeps with Dean to try and shake him of his homo-erotic tendencies. Shortly thereafter Dean is shipped off to a bible camp to rid him of his "gayness" leaving Mary alone with an unexpected bun in the oven.

Strangely hilarity doesn't really ensue as this film actually manages to shift into a gentle exploration of why the judgments of the Catholic church are so screwed up. "Saved!" is still funny due to Hillary Faye's over-zealousness and Roland's slide into a wheelchair bound bad boy. But it's Mary's journey and decisions that make great food for thought...especially for those who feel the need to adhere to many antiquated Christian philosophies. I mean, wasn't Jesus all about loving one another and not judging?

Mary soon finds friendship in Cassandra (Amurri), a substance abusing semi-slut who was hoarding all the finger-pointing to herself before Mary lost her purity. Eva Amurri (who I just discovered is Susan Sarandon's daughter) is great as Cassandra, sexy bad girl whose rough edges (of course) hide a huge heart. This role could launch her as a new screen hottie.

Sadly, I'm not involved enough in the Catholic religion to really feel all the jokes in "Saved!." But it's still a funny movie. Teen queen Mandy Moore also is quite funny and I (like many) wasn't expecting her to be much more than product placement.

"Saved!" isn't going to change the face of comedy. But it could change the attitudes of families who feel the need to be good Christians in this world that has drastically changed from when the guidebook was written. Afterall, it's easier to catch flies with honey than it is to catch them with vinegar.

An MGM release of a United Artists presentation of a Single Cell Pictures, Infinity Media production. Produced by Michael Stipe, Sandy Stern, Michael Ohoven, William Vince. Co-executive producers, Kerry Rock, David Prybil, Kaye Dyal, Steven Gagnon.

Now we just have to wait for MGM, UA, et. al., to release their next raucous comedy, "Converted!", about a muslim high school in a typical conservative muslim-dominated community. The hijinks surrounding the lone Jewish student will keep you rolling in the aisles!

It'll be fun to compare the reviews of this to the Passion's reviews.

Mandy Moore played a pastor's daughter in the 2002 film, "A Walk To Remember". The movie did portray Christians in a good light. I'm surprised by the change in movie roles for her.