CAPTION JOHN AND TERESA!

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[ambrose]

CAPTION JOHN AND TERESA!

[ambrose]

[eclectic]

Kiss of Death

[quantim]

Dumb and dumber.

[MarkeyD]

Teresa:This isn't happening, this isn't happening!

[onyx]

Radio faces.

[pax_et_bonum]

Ick.

[Diddle E. Squat]

hole_n_one found one further in the sequence. I saw it happen, he went for a kiss and she turned, forcing him onto the cheek.

The ol' into the doghouse move...

[ragnarocker]

Close your eyes and think of England.

[haapse]

Teresa:Bill Clinton is a better kisser.

[JennysCool]

Morticia grimaces as Lurch becomes amorous.

[ambrose]

She knows he's guilty.

[quantim]

Mrs. Ketchup hopefully is on a suicide watch by her mentors. The heiress has been looking drugged lately.

[hole_n_one]

She looked plastered tonight.

[paul51]

No thanks. I don't know where else that mouth has been

[hole_n_one]

One last one with greatest degree of detail and clarity (if you can stomach it)......

[quantim]

She looked plastered tonight.

I would too if I had that horsey botoxed mug looking at me in real life every day, forget the money.

[quantim]

Not bad, but it doesn't compare to Gore when he put his tongue down Tipper's throat on national TV until it slithered into her upper intestines.

[My2Cents]

It's so horrible, Teresa has to shut her eyes.

[kattracks]

Scope, John, Scope!

The wives of the Dim candidates (shades of Gore) always look as if a kiss from their spouse is something they're not accustomed to. Very unnatural looking, but then again.....

[ambrose]

her deceased husband is the guy in the middle:

[onyx]

Dang, I wonder what he thinks of his wife's choice in his replacement?

[ambrose]

Or that his money is being used to fund his political career...

[ambrose]

Or that his money is being used to fund Kerry's political career...

[KQQL]

[onyx]

That would surely piss him off. Heinz was a Republican, --- an East Coast one, but a Republican nonetheless.

Stupid woman. She could have (and should have) married better.

[Consort]

She reminds me of Karen Lynn Gorney in "Saturday Night Fever".

[holyscroller]

Her expressions say it all. She's got the look of a woman who can't stand to be touched by the guy. I don't see what's in it for her in this relationship. With her money, she sure doesn't need to be pawed by the likes of him. Besides, she keeps saying, she still loves her first husband. Looks like rocky shoals ahead for Ketchup boy. (Soon to be EX-ketchup boy.)

[Lawdoc]

Ms. Ketchup - "I know I had my Thorazine, but can I take another Xanax now?"

[EternalVigilance]

Here is what we MUST get across to the American people, pronto:

A John Kerry presidency *shudder* would be Clinton II, minus the well-faked empathy. Like Clinton, Kerry is an abuser of power. (can you tell I believe the intern stories?)

Kerry would also rescurrect the weak and mortally dangerous Clinton 'huge carrot, no stick' foreign policy.

We can't afford either. The stakes are too high.

[Fracas]

The British press first glommed onto a problem with Chuck and Di's marriage when she presented a trophy to his polo team....he tried to kiss her and she turned her head and he kissed her ear. This picture is eerily the same.

[Ruth A.]

She's so glad that she has a pre-nup.

[Lawdoc]

I know that one opinion is that Ms. Ketchup gets what she deserve's marrying such a (ahem) creep. I actually have sympathy for her. I hate to see any human in the degree of pain she appears to be suffering having to act the doting wife to the Dem heir apparent.

In any event, a Kerry presidency would be a train wreck of near Biblical (literally) proportions.

[GretchenEE]

A twist on your tag line, put forth by Ben Franklin: Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

;-)

[onyx]

LOL! Yeah, it's the truth! Thanks for telling me Gretchen. I like that.

[maggief]

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (D-MA), as seen through a television camera, is interviewed at a local television station at Kerry's election night headquarters in Madison, Wisconsin, February 17, 2004. REUTERS/John Gress Reuters - Feb 17 10:31 PM

[Texasforever]

What's that in your pocket and get it away from me.

[oceanperch]

Ms. Ketchup looks as though she is fatasizing about Demi Moore's (no not the stew) boyfriend. Maybe even P.Diddy anyone except for Mr. Carrot Face.

Dentyne Dear?

[Miss Marple]

Something tells me that John Gress, photographer from Reuters, has had about all of Kerry that he can stand. HA!

[Miss Marple]

I actually have sympathy for her, too. I once worked with a woman who had been the widow of a policeman killed on duty. She married another policeman who said he had been a friend of her late husband's.

Actually, what he had done was prey on her in her grief and when she finally woke up to what he really was, they had been married for 5 years.

I wonder if this isn't something similar.

[Judith Anne]

I think the dems are going to wake up, too late, and regret choosing Kerry. And I don't think the dems have a prenup.

[Miss Marple]

You know, I remember Dole's campaign, and the knowing from the get-go that he couldn't win. And Dole had no scandal attached to him, and was a pretty decent guy.

Kerry is chock full of scandal potential, plus he is obnoxious and boring at the same time. I hope he limps to the nomination.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Geeeee honey thanx for sending that HUSH MONEY to africa for me did you say my breath smelled like altoids or hemmeroids ?

[RobFromGa]

If I close my eyes, I can imagine he's a real man.

Two unidentified Botox users share an intimate moment on stage in front of thousands.

I wonder how he'd look in a flight suit?

[Aeronaut]

This worked for Al!

[oceanperch]

Hey Ms.Ketchup borrowed 'ole crusty from hillary!

[DaughterofEve]

Ha! Haven't heard that one in a while!

[dennisw]

Both are obviously hamming it it up for the photogs. The kisser looks like the John Kerry in Madam Tousand's wax museum.

[dennisw]

Think of England (orig. posted June 2002)
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[Ichneumon]

Uncanny:

[Miss Marple]

Not hamming. I saw the video of this. Kerry had talked about his wife and she stepped forward to applause. He grabbed her to kiss her and she turned her head and grimaced. I noticed it immediately, and was glad to see someone had caught the picture.