Barbie and Ken: It's Over (Ken seen partying at Provincetown....)

Fox News ^ | 2/12/04 | Catherine Donaldson-Evans

[misterrob]

NEW YORK

[misterrob]

I remeber the car commercial that had an action adventure doll cruise over to the barbie doll house and pick her up with preppie boy Ken was left watching her drive off with a real man....

Hillarious.....

[Puppage]

[Redcoat LI]

"They'll be faced with the task of divvying up the hundreds of possessions they've amassed over the years, such as the Barbie Bubble Bath, the Barbie Camper, the Barbie Townhouse and the Barbie Sun N Sand 4x4 vehicle."

Sounds like the JohnKerry/Theresa Heinz marriage,everything is in her name.

[soozla]

Looks like Ken's got some baaaaad botox going on there.........especially below the waist!!!

[LizardQueen]

Doing bad things to a Ken doll has been a running joke among me and some girlfriends for about 10 years.

He showed up in a tiny stitched gold-lame' thong at the wedding shower of one of them, as "the stripper".
He appeared floating on a raft in the punch bowl of the baby shower of another one.

And when one got married we went looking for a tux for him to attend the wedding in. We couldn't find one, but did find a wedding gown that (sort of) fit. So Ken went to the wedding in drag, earrings, shoes, veil, and all. We had to leave the dress open in the back, though.

He had a place of honor seated in the foliage on the mantle behind the bride and groom, and ended up in most of the pictures. He also made an appearance on the dance floor that night...

LQ

[skinkinthegrass]

...does Bwarny Fwrank...collect male dolls?...it is New England, after all? :)

[skinkinthegrass]

...does Bwarny Fwrank...collect male dolls?...it is New England, after all? :)

[anniegetyourgun]

I understand Skipper blames her sister in all this.

[RonPaulLives]

*** BREAKING ***

"Ken" seen on military base with G.I. Joe.
Conversation overheard between the two...
Don't ask, don't tell, don't even say "nice uniform, sir."

Developing.....

[Howlin]

Probably before you were born, there was a move, The Groove Tube. It was made way before Chevy Chase was even on SNL; he and a bunch of his friends made it and it was basically skits.

The one I remember the most was one about Barbie and Ken and it had a little poem with it.

The poem ended with:

Everybody said
their marriage was a failure
Because neither
Ken or Barbie had any genitalia

Now every time I see one of them....well, you know. :-)

[BossLady]

Tragically, Barbie walked in on Ken and his friend Steve in their Townhouse last week and realized......the two had lied about their fishing trips for the last 43 years..... :o

[1Old Pro]

I'll believe this when I see Barbie kissing Madonna

[4mycountry]

To tell the truth, Ken didn't like Barbie's new makeover:

[misterrob]

INTRODUCING WHITE TRASH BARBIE

She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up,
think-thur-better'n-you Barbies!

Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:

Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!

A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.

Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals. (*Hot pants or blue jean cutoffs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.)

Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!

Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' jew damn kids to git the hell outa my yard!" "Git me anuther beer, baybee," or "Whur's my f&%^kg cigarettes?" and more.

Also Available:

Barbie doublewide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps and TV set, and Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately).

Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'-match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust*. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two white Trash Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (Sold separately). (*Smoke nontoxic unless breathed.)

Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses and mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version available (except in Mississippi)

Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says, "Shut up woman," and "Git me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded).

[You Dirty Rats]

You have the story all wrong. GI Joe was indeed involved, but not how you think:

Mom asks her daughter what she wants for Christmas. Her daughter asks for a Barbie and a GI Joe.

Mom replies "Honey, you know Barbie comes with Ken."

The Daughter replies "No, Mom. Barbie FAKES it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."

Ken must have found out!

[NYCVirago]

Is Barbie going to go lesbian now? Will we see her hook up with Skipper or Midge?

[hunter112]

Damn that Mattel, they're part of the liberal plot to destroy marriage in this country!

[CourtneyLeigh]

Wow, puppage, where did you find the two oldies? That Barbie doll on the left goes back to my childhood. And that Ken head isn't fitting really well on that body.

Wonder if he ever lost his head?
Hmm

[Scenic Sounds]

Another Cultural Suicide ping!!

"Nobody told me there'd be days like these."

[gcruse]

Now, where did I read that?  Was it Hedda Hopper?  Louella Parsons?  Talullah Drudge?
Pffft!  It's all the same person.   Anyway, after Barbie got wind of Ken negotiating with GI Joe for a Hummer, we knew it was only a matter of time.