why is my post being reviewd!? WHATS THE DELAY!? ZOT ME NOW!!!!!!

goldman24k, as told to Reddy Kilozot | 2/07/04 | goldman24k

[goldman24k]

So... Why may I ask am I being delayed here! look. Just go to the stinking webpage and givem hell. Thats all I ask. AInt nothing illegal, pornographic or racist going on.

[goldman24k]

No wait I get it. YOu think its a muslim site right?

[technomage]

El Zotto!!!

Adios Amigo

[doodad]

Maybe because you just joined?

[Always Right]

you are a newbie....what was your post about?

[Dog Gone]

What meds did you forget to take this morning?

[ZinGirl]

probably too many typos....they're still trying to read it.

[doodad]

I smell ozone.

[Rennes Templar]

They run a tight ship here.

[mountaineer]

Spelling? Grammar? Punctuation? All of the above?

[.38sw]

Kewl! An incomprehensible vanity filled with misspellings and bad grammar, posted by a newbie. What could be better?

[grimalkin]

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

[Pan_Yans Wife]

You know you'll be banned shortly, right?

[TomServo]

Have you seen my socks?

[Paul Atreides]

Do you need a clean diaper, lil fella?

[goldman24k]

no. I just asked that you go to this leftist atari website to get back at them for how they kicked me off for having consevative views.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Sorry it took so long for me to reply, but you know how long this post review process takes. I posted this post to you last Tuesday!

[aomagrat]

[sweetliberty]

How did you sign up in 2007. Are you from the future, or just from the DU and numbers confuse you?

[Republican Red]

You just joined today so I guess you didn't know that technically until you get the decoder ring and learn the secret handshake you are not an official member.

Making trouble early does not bode well for your longevity here.

[mountaineer]

You've waited until post 16 to explain what this vanity thread is all about?

[Chad Fairbanks]

By the way - what is an Emularter, and how do you play with it?

[sweetliberty]

Mornin' Cheri. Could it be we made it in time for the ZOT?

[MaryFromMichigan]

Nice day for a drive...

[IronJack]

'Twas brillig and the slithey toves
Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the momes rath outgrabe.

[expatguy]

This is gonna hurt.

I can't watch.

[Lancey Howard]

(Psst.... it says 2004-02-07)

[Dog Gone]

We hardly got a chance to know you, and how many zotworthy vanities you could post at one sitting. It's a zotting shame.

[sweetliberty]

Yeah, I realized that after I posted.

Hey y'all....this one's back too.

[Catspaw]

Not one decent ZOT! or Viking Kitties picture on this thread. I'm really disappointed.

[sweetliberty]

[dighton]

#37 here is outstanding.

[cyborg]

LOL!!! Your cat looks hungry.

[sweetliberty]

Not my cat, but there are some great cat pictures here.

"Die troll!"

[Catspaw]

Wonderful Viking kitties picture....my Siamese is even weirder & slightly more psychotic than those kitties.

[AnAmericanMother]

my Siamese is even weirder & slightly more psychotic than those kitties.

Are you sure? < g >

This is the big one - 14 pounds.

[aynrandfreak]

That picture is SO funny & it looks exactly like our Beagle. Could I possibly get a link to the site where you got it?

[AnAmericanMother]

. . . "Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jub-Jub Bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the Tum-Tum tree
And stood awhile in thought . . .

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came!

One-two! one-two! and through and through
His vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"Oh, hast thou slain the Jabberwock!
Come to my arms, thou beamish boy!
Oh, frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsey were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

(I'm almost positive it's borogoves and not borogroves, could be wrong.)

[IronJack]

'Twas "borogoves" indeed. Fingers faster than brain.

[AnAmericanMother]

Not your fault. Typo in an American edition.

[Darksheare]

Say hello to Punish Guy
Oh, he's BEHIND you.. oops.

Punish!!

[MaryFromMichigan]

I can't give credit where it's due :-[
because I didn't save the original addy when I saved a copy to my server.
You can save it to yours if you'd like.

[Admin Moderator]

Do not post that again.

[TASMANIANRED]

Sweetliberty, thanks for the link.
Following it through I tripped over some remarkable stuff.

[TexasBarak]

. . . "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jub-Jub Bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

That's my dog's name :) We just call her Bander, though.

[AnAmericanMother]

Great name for a dog! What breed is Bander?

[Quix]

I suppose

those eager for a zot . . .

could go out into the wind and . . . uhhhh


drain their bladders.


And those REALLLLLLY EAGER for a SUPERZOT

could do so over an electric fence.

But, please, Do it in front of a herd of cows. They could use the humor.

[imintrouble]

You posted a registered trademark.

It's not political or grammatical, it's litigious.

Is it so early my mind has left me? Do people really use up space for this?