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Wermacht White Trash Still Funny
Tampa Tribune ^ | Jan 9, 2004 | Daniel Ruth

Posted on 01/10/2004 4:15:23 AM PST by NCjim

You know, once you get past the Holocaust thing, the deaths of millions of people and that World War II dustup - all caused by an evil, megalomaniacal, delusional Austrian fruitcake - Nazis can be pretty funny, actually.

See: Hitler, Springtime For.

Let's face it, while the Warsaw Ghetto was hardly the stuff of Comedy Central, Mel Brooks has made more than a healthy living lampooning the Third Retch.

So you would be forgiven if you happened to be motoring blissfully along Florida's Turnpike in Sumter County and misunderstood a billboard erected by the Neo-Nazi National Alliance that reads: "Who Rule$ Amerika?"

This could be promoting a road show of "The Producers," right? After all, the billboard also invites the curious to contact the Internet address of the National Alliance at its headquarters in West Virginia.

Oh, that's just great. It's not as if West Virginia doesn't struggle already with an image as the yahoo, redneck, intermarriage, dimbulb center of the universe.

How bad is it?

Good grief, West Virginians yearn to move to Mississippi for respectability.

Now West Virginia is where the Obergoobers of the National Alliance call home. Geez, these Wermacht White Trash almost make the Ku Klux Klan look like the cast of "Friends."

Almost.

Neo-Nitwits

You would think a hate group that inspired Timothy McVeigh to commit the 1995 Oklahoma City terrorist bombing, which claimed 149 lives, would want to keep a lower profile than Warren Sapp at a paternity testing lab.

But Shaun Walker, who carries the title of "chief operations officer" for the National Alliance, said the billboard was intended to "raise public awareness of the political reality we live in today."

Uh, just what does the chief operations officer of the nattering Neo-Nitwits of the National Alliance do all day long at the Appalachian Wolf's Lair? Make sure there are fresh corn cobs in the outhouse?

Apparently the job requires the ability to foam at the mouth more than Old Yeller toward the end.

"I'm a white American, and we'd like to return the reins of control to white people," Walker told the Orlando Sentinel.

That's because white people are so obviously "genetically superior," added the Barney Fife of Berlin.

Patron Saint

Okey-dokey. Here you have a bunch of racist, anti-Semitic Bowery Boys of bigotry pretty much reduced to hanging around West Virginia spewing forth their Mein Kampf of Ca-Ca on turnpike billboards - and they think they are genetically superior?!?!?

You know, it's chaps like Shaun Walker who give missing links a bad name.

At the same time, it seems that Walker - when he is not otherwise engaged ironing the brown shirts of his fellow Dog Patch Anschluss travelers - is annoyed over what he views as the duping of the American people by a so-called "Jewish-controlled media."

Obviously Tel Aviv overlooked the billboard industry!

Of course, it can't be denied that Walker and his geek-show storm troopers have every First Amendment right to spread their manifesto of malevolence on any billboard the National Alliance of Silly White People wishes to purchase.

It's a right of free speech that Walker's patron saint of perversity denied his own citizens.

Who rules America?

Thank God it's not the National Alliance of People With Less I.Q. Than Teeth.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: comedy

1 posted on 01/10/2004 4:15:23 AM PST by NCjim
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To: NCjim
Moe from the three stooges played hitler the best.
2 posted on 01/10/2004 4:20:46 AM PST by aomagrat (IYAOYAS)
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To: All
Click!
3 posted on 01/10/2004 4:22:26 AM PST by Support Free Republic (If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened!)
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To: NCjim

Jimmy Carter and the 'Final Solution'

“had I been elected to a second term, with the prestige and authority and influence and reputation I had in the region, we could have moved to a final solution”


4 posted on 01/10/2004 4:40:43 AM PST by putupon (Take off the rose colored glasses and Jorge still looks Pinko.)
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To: NCjim
The quality of this writing is lower than many, if not most, posters on Free Republic.

This person was published, and paid, for this horrible writing.

Color me stunned, as in 2x4-to-the-face stunned.

5 posted on 01/10/2004 4:47:32 AM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam !)
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To: NCjim
One bigot dissing another. I don't see the humor in this slapfest, frankly.
6 posted on 01/10/2004 4:49:18 AM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Lazamataz
I noticed the bad writing and lack of content as well.
7 posted on 01/10/2004 4:54:02 AM PST by marktwain
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To: Lazamataz
It was obviously edited so as not to offend anyone. All he did was stereotype
the entire States of West Virgina and Mississippi. Guess the editors missed that.
8 posted on 01/10/2004 5:02:10 AM PST by leadpenny
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To: leadpenny
This whole race thing leaves me confused. I think that Jews are considered white. Therefor, if Jews control America, then we can also say that whites control America. So what is their beef?
9 posted on 01/10/2004 5:29:05 AM PST by FLAUSA
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To: FLAUSA
They don't HAVE any, er, beef. That's why they're sooooo obsessed about the race thing. White skin is their only claim to "fame."
10 posted on 01/10/2004 5:45:31 AM PST by Ronly Bonly Jones (the more things change...)
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To: Ronly Bonly Jones
White skin AND gaps in their dentition.
11 posted on 01/10/2004 6:54:40 AM PST by Dudoight
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To: NCjim
Still don't see what the big deal is though. People like Louis Farrakhan and the entire Muslim world say worse things all the time and get the earnest respect of the Europeans and the Democrat Party for doing so.

Besides, the NY Times is at least as anti-Semitic as these folks -- they just have the good sense to go to the dentist more often.

12 posted on 01/10/2004 7:41:26 AM PST by DallasMike
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To: NCjim
"Oh, that's just great. It's not as if West Virginia doesn't struggle already with an image as the yahoo, redneck, intermarriage, dimbulb center of the universe."

"Good grief, West Virginians yearn to move to Mississippi for respectability."

What a bigoted big city Liberal author. While I don't defend Neo-Nazis, rural West Virginians don't derserve such insults. Needs to clean up his own act before going around bashing others.

13 posted on 01/10/2004 8:52:29 AM PST by Bob Mc
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To: Lazamataz
I agree.

Towards the end I thought, "What the heck is he saying?"
14 posted on 01/10/2004 9:20:47 AM PST by It's me
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To: NCjim
West Virginians yearn to move to Mississippi for respectability.

I remember being on the road back in the early sixties and seeing a billboard on entering Georgia, I think it was.  It had a Klansman on a white horse.  It said, "You're in Klan country."  Not long after, I was in Birmingham, Alabama, where I saw a billboard that said, "Kan the Kennedy Klan."

The country has changed noticably over the years, yet we still have charlatans like Al Sharpton and the NAACP pursuing invisible injustice as if it were the 1950s.  When is enough enough?
15 posted on 01/10/2004 11:23:27 AM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: gcruse
"You're in Klan country."

The same sign was posted on roads as you entered Cabarrus County, N.C.

16 posted on 01/11/2004 5:49:35 AM PST by NCjim
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