Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

There's just too much concern about Haiti IMHO. Like who cares who the leader is? It could be Big Bird - wouldn't matter. The country is fourth world. It has the lowest standard of living of any country in this hemisphere. And wasn't it a French colony??

921 posted on 02/29/2004 5:16:36 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

"There's just too much concern about Haiti IMHO."

It'll be ol' news within the week...heck, I ain't even heards squat about it, but I'm steerin' clear of CableNews!!

"Like who cares who the leader is? It could be Big Bird - wouldn't matter. The country is fourth world. It has the lowest standard of living of any country in this hemisphere."

Which is unfortunate...I ain't against lending a hand to maintain the Rule of Law in our hemisphere...Aristide was na joke anyway...a ClintonJoke, the most disreputable of JOKES!!

"And wasn't it a French colony??"

"I SURRENDER!!" is their National Motto!! BWAHAHAHA!!

922 posted on 02/29/2004 5:21:44 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88

"I may just haveta amend that bet..."

You ARE Terry McAufull!!
I knew it.

1st off, you were to take the Sultan & Mrs.Sultan out to the best place in town, so, how'd your bride become connected to YOUR liability, huh?
Sooooo Clintonian, you greased eel.

"...as the Missuz still has a strict prohibition against socializin' with FReepers."

Ummmmm, so *how* does she know who is & who isn't a freeper, pal?
Or aren't we supposed to ask that question.

"Yeah, I know it's misguided and discriminatory, but she thinks y'all rightwing crazies..."

Well for chrissakes she's right.
"So what?" Rep. Henry Waxman
What in the hell has our ideological polarity have to do with paying YOUR rightful gambling debtS?

"...bring out the devil in me and will not do anything to encourage it."

We do that *to* you, huh.
Meaning *ordinarily* you're a "Robert Anderson" like character from Father Knows Best UNTIL we *influence* you to morph into "it"?
That's rich, sonny.

Your pathetic ploy so reminds me of when I was a kid.
Had this lovely green eyed, brunette girlfriend & her parents caught her smoking cigarettes.
So what does she do?
Blames ME.
Yea, threw myass right under the proverbial bus.
Man I tell ya I should've learned -- right then & there -- a man can't trust anything except his dog.
Good grief.

Truth is son, the *1st* refuge of a scoundrel -- they say -- is to wrap themselves in a flag.
If that's so?
Then you've proved the *2nd* has got to be hiding behind the skirt of their wife.
Did you think in the 8 years under Clinton some of us stallwart conservatives couldn't spot your worn out ruse rather easily? >doink!<

"Reckon I can pay fer the Sultan's vittles twice until she gits her head screwed on right, but the double-date's probably not gonna happen anytime soon."

Well I *reckon* you'd better PAY & be glad I ain't charging interest on your UNpaid ballanceS.
Getting her head "screwed on right" might take more time than I've got on Earth when one considers she's got to live with you.

Now you forget the double date crappola, that part was for YOU.
The bet YOU lost was to ME.
The terms to satisfy said bet was for Mr. & Mrs. Sultan.

You take your bride out on your own time & dime, y'hear?
If she asks where you're going, tell her to the moon or any other lie that'll effortlessly slide outa that mouth of yours.
Should be quite easy palming one off on her using only a fraction of your yarn spinning skills used with us.

...*reckon* myass.

923 posted on 03/01/2004 6:49:15 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

All I can do is reiterate my post #917...

"How 'bout focusing yer efforts on Post #88 of "Black XXIV"...this thread's taken a nasty turn of late...LOL!!"

Dead thread alert...dead thread alert...MUD

924 posted on 03/01/2004 7:05:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Post 924 is pretty feeble, doncha think?

925 posted on 03/01/2004 8:21:30 AM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over on this dead thread...my hearing's much better over on Black XXIV...MUD

926 posted on 03/01/2004 8:52:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

The thread is dead,
Long live the thread!

927 posted on 03/01/2004 2:13:46 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

To: ForGod'sSake; blackie; backhoe; Landru; sultan88; Happygal; cherry_bomb88

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right 'til Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we'll vanquish their PUNK, Kerry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friends of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Kerry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

928 posted on 05/08/2004 5:43:44 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: Mudboy Slim; Landru

That is Bea-at-ute-aful!!

929 posted on 05/08/2004 9:39:43 AM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

"Long live the thread!"

Bump

930 posted on 05/21/2004 3:59:12 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

931 posted on 05/22/2004 1:09:35 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

To: FBD; Mudboy Slim

"Here I am reading Sultans' intriguing '888' post."

If you think THAT is great, wait till you see my 1000!!

932 posted on 05/22/2004 1:13:00 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

To: sultan88; Landru; FBD; jla; MeekOneGOP

"Thank you Thank you thank you for letting me have this cherished poat...words fail me now."

Isn't "poat" the sound gay guys make when they pass gas?!

Just wonderin'...MUD

933 posted on 05/22/2004 3:46:40 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Le gach dea ghui...MUD

934 posted on 05/22/2004 3:48:04 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Were ye missing me or something? :-)

935 posted on 05/22/2004 6:24:20 PM PDT by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)

To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; Landru; FBD; jla

936 posted on 05/22/2004 7:10:21 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is ONLY ONE good Democrat: one that has just been voted OUT of POWER ! Straight ticket GOP!)

You know if you were into posting graphics you could find a doosey for that post! ;}

937 posted on 05/22/2004 7:20:10 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (It's not Bush's fault... it's the media's fault!)

To: Mudboy Slim; MeekOneGOP; Diva Betsy Ross

"Isn't "poat" the sound gay guys make when they pass gas?!"

I am continually amazed at the subject matters that Mudboy Slim is "expert" on!

938 posted on 05/22/2004 10:26:09 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

Let's get a bunch of Kerry stikers and stick them on pissoirs as part of our dirty tricks campaign this year!

939 posted on 05/22/2004 10:28:37 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

"Were ye missing me or something? :-)"

I'll handle this question.

YES!!

940 posted on 05/22/2004 10:30:42 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

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