"Material Girl" Madonna endorses Democratic candidate Wesley Clark

Yahoo! News ^ | Tue Dec 16 2003 | AFP

[yonif]

Former vice president Al Gore (news - web sites) may be supporting Howard Dean (news - web sites), but retired army general Wesley Clark (news - web sites) has support in his quest for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination from ... Madonna (news - web sites).

The Material Girl on Tuesday publicly threw her support behind the retired four-star general, one of nine Democrats seeking to replace George W. Bush in the November 2004 election.

"I endorse him because I think he's a great guy," the pop superstar said on CNN Tuesday. "I think he's a natural born leader."

Madonna believes that because of his military experience Clark "knows how to deal with pressure," and as the former NATO (news - web sites) supremo "has a good handle in foreign policy."

Clark spokesman Jamal Simmons was star-struck by the endorsement.

"We have a superstar supporting a four star," he quipped.

Madonna organized a dinner for Clark at her Los Angeles residence in November, when he was in town raising funds for his presidential bid, Simmons said.

[yonif]

This keeps getting better and better.....

[freebilly]

Madonna believes that because of his military experience Clark "knows how to deal with pressure," and as the former NATO (news - web sites) supremo "has a good handle in foreign policy."

Did she see his handle? Did she fondle it?

[Paul Atreides]

Quite fitting, that she should endorse a p*ssy.

[dighton]

Caption this picture of Wesley Clark

[the invisib1e hand]

Great. Who's the Maytag repairman backing? And what about Ronald McDonald?

[thoughtomator]

From one dead career to another

[Paul Atreides]

This has as much weight as Algore endorsing Dean.

[Paul Atreides]

She's only endorsing him because she has an uniform fetish.

[Empireoftheatom48]

ROTFLOL

[ctonious]

It's a tossup now, for who's going to get the dumb slut vote - Kucinich or Clark.

[matrix2225]

I can't stand that lady. She has guts to sell a kid book, and saying she won't let their children to see what she did when she was performing. What a hypocrite! It is amazing how liberals works, what it so pathetic about this, this is a woman who made millions selling trash to our kids, and youth, and now she thinks she is perfect right. I need to get a cop of coffee.

[Norse]

Will this woman ever just go away..

[Howlin]

Okay, I'm officially worried about this guy now.

[Enterprise]

I burst out laughing. The old hag Madonna endorses Clark. Yeah - THAT'LL bring out the young voters! - LOL

[Delta 21]

Wesley Clarks politrical Career

Just a few miliseconds away from self destruction.

[Enterprise]

It's so typical. Liberals send their kids to private schools, but damned if they want YOUR kids to have the same.

[Enterprise]

LOL!!!

[Beck_isright]

I guess this means Wesley got laid.

[T Lady]

Sort of like the late Madaline Kahn's Roman Soldier fetish in Mel Brooks' 'History Of The World, Part 1', eh?

-Regards, T.

[matrix2225]

LOL, this is a warning to liberals: 4 more years! And more after that.

[freebilly]

I need to get a cop of coffee.

Please! And while you're at it get him a donut....

[happydogdesign]

[Dan from Michigan]

This is huge.....if it was in 1988

[SamAdams76]

Well I guess Clark has the nut and slut vote just about locked up.

[Great_Dame]

great..a "performer" that lives in England is trying to tell us how to vote. Hasn't her citizenship been revoked yet???

[matrix2225]

hahaha, LOL. With pleasure, LOL.

[xp38]

I thought she lived in England now. Will she even vote next Nov.?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Glad to hear the Dimo heavyweight intellectuals are finally taking sides. HAH!

[narses]

That's good, very good. That defines 29.764% of the left wing vote. Stupid and criminal makes up the rest.

[DeFault User]

The Material Boy

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I thought she had an "anything" fetish. Emphasis on "thing".

[little jeremiah]

Made for each other.
I can't it, though - I keep snickering.

I wonder if Clark is secretly sorry about it?

[anonymous_user]

Madonna says Clark has best chance to get Bush in '04.

"Mary, what's my position?"

[blackbart.223]

"Quite fitting, that she should endorse a p*ssy."

Or at the very least, an idiot.

[little jeremiah]

ROTFLOL!!! Beautiful!

(there must be a very high percentage of Freeper geniuses!)

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

It's a tossup now, for who's going to get the dumb slut vote - Kucinich or Clark.

Hold on now. We haven't heard from the Ditzy Crabs yet.

[T Lady]

"I can't stand that lady."

What lady?! Madonna must think we all have short memories or something. When she came out with her first, and rather revolting and trashy book, 'Sex', I took all of the CD's I had purchased by her and sold them to a used CD store. It was as if she'd gone completely off the deep end in the early '90s. The 'Sex' and domatrix-phase nearly destroyed her career then. It's rather tongue in cheek that she's writing childrens' books-and faking an English accent at that.

-Regards, T.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

He's right on course. LOL!!!

[Paleo Conservative]

[xp38]

I surprised she didn't go for Kerry given how she loves to use the F word.

[jwalsh07]

Nice team, the Material Girl and the Immaterial Candidate.

[SamAdams76]

Even Madonna is smart enough to know that Kerry is a loser.

[T Lady]

I'm sure you're using the term, 'smart' here loosely? While I agree that even celebs can support whoever they want, they all should take Laura Ingram's advice, and "Shut up and sing". Leave the heavy lifting to the thinking people.

-Regards, T.

[Paleo Conservative]

Even Madonna is smart enough to know that Kerry is a loser.

But lots of Repbulicans are smart enough to know the Republican primaries will be boring in 2004. It will be much more fun to vote for Dean in the DemocRAT primary and help get an unelectable candidate nominated on the DemocRAT ticket.

[Constantine XIII]

Something for Nothing? :p

[BulletBobCo]

All we need to know now is who Michael Jackson is endorsing.

[xp38]

But not smart enough to know that Clark is one too?

[caspera]

This is a really funny thread! Good work, y'all.

[happydogdesign]

[Kooch40_dwc]

genius bullet pure genius