President Bush is eating in my undisclosed location (UPDATE: Undisclosed location is IRAQ!)

Eyes on ^ | 271830(C)NOV03 | ChiefKujo

[ChiefKujo]

President Bush secretly landed an hour ago and is currently eating Thanksgiving dinner at my undisclosed location. Anticipate a press release after he takes off.

ChiefKujo

[ChiefKujo]

You can understand the need to keep the exact location unpublished.

[EggsAckley]

What I CAN'T understand is why this is breaking news.

[Diddle E. Squat]

George Washington slept here(at my undisclosed location).

[Dallas59]

He just asked for more gravy....

[Diddle E. Squat]

Aw c'mon, wouldn't you be proud if the President was having dinner in your city/town/village/farm/house/teepee/cardboard box?

[Senator Pardek]

When is he gonna eat breakfast - 3 in the afternoon?

[Diddle E. Squat]

JFK is pilferring my medicine cabinet(at an undiscosed location).

[Lazamataz]

He just asked for more gravy....

With my take on it, that suddenly becomes very gross.

[mrobison]

Moderator, remove thread.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Or is that Rush?

[Lazamataz]

Thread, remove mrobinson.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Hmmmm, if the keywords are an indication, this really is Breaking News, and cool.

[cars for sale]

this just in: Hillary has found ass all over
(at an undisclosed location)

[dwilli]

Uhoh...you just touched the third rail in Freeperland.

[BraveMan]

So the Chief is a little star-struck. Let him enjoy the moment . . .

Chief, shouldn't you be cooking instead of Freeping?

[TomB]

So how is he able to fit around the table with all of your other imaginary friends?

[ChiefKujo]

just wait and watch the news in a few hours...

[bvw]

Eating dinner at 10:37 am est? So Bush is in England? Ireland?