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Stupid Bastards
The American Spectator ^ | 11/21/03 | Lawrance Henry

Posted on 11/21/2003 8:42:21 AM PST by VRW Conspirator

While the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts strained to produce a gassy, weaselish decision on so-called "gay marriage," I was occupied with other things.

Our dog Cody was dying, succumbing rapidly to what the vet called an "aggressive" form of cancer. It had started with a tumor on his heart, and then the awful cells had gotten into his bloodstream, started breaking out on his skin, and, the way it looked at the end, had infested his lungs.

Every day, I spent as much time with him as I could. I took him on all his favorite rides, on his best-loved walks through all the smelliest places in the woods, and I did my best to explain what was happening to our two boys, Bud and Joe, aged nine and four. At home, I would lie with him on the floor and stroke him, and get him to swallow pain pills. It got harder and harder.

Tuesday night about 11:00, Cody went into convulsions, and I had to take him to the local vet's emergency room and have him put down.

While the Justices heard the arguments that led to their 4-3 vote to avoid an absolutely firm decision on same-sex legal unions, but open the door anyway, I opened the door to find two workers from the Department of Social Services one afternoon, here to "investigate a case of child neglect."

This was, of course, preposterous, but also frightening. It's like finding out you really live in the Soviet Union when you encounter a bureaucracy like that, answerable to no one. It especially suggests the days of Soviet informers when you find out that the D.S.S. designates your child's school, its teachers, and its administrators as "mandated reporters" of…of what?

Whatever the D.S.S. says, that's what.

We have cleared that situation up. We have also removed our younger son from his pre-school, and he now stays home with me. It has turned out to be a great blessing for him and for me that he does so. We don't get much of anything done, at least not of great adult import. But we do stay very busy.

At about the same time, our son Bud, who had been casually stuffing his new dental retainer in his pocket when he took meals, fished the device out and discovered it had broken in two. Such things cannot be fixed. He has to go to the dentist, and quickly, for another fitting, and to get another one. Another $2,000.

So you'll pardon me if, like most people, I have had little time or inclination to dig into the niceties of the SJC's vapid prose.

"The Massachusetts Constitution affirms the dignity and equality of all individuals."

Wait a second. That sounds a whole lot more like the politically correct new prayer book of the Episcopal Church than it does the Massachusetts Constitution, which was written a very long time ago, when people didn't talk like that. I haven't had time to look it up, understand, but it sounds fishy.

"It (the Massachusetts Constitution, that is) forbids the creation of second-class citizens."

Oh, yeah? What about the graduated income tax? What about affirmative action in state schools?

"The question before us is whether, consistent with the Massachusetts Constitution, the Commonwealth may deny the protections, benefits, and obligations conferred by civil marriage to two individuals of the same sex who wish to marry."

No, it's not. That begs the question, which is, "Can two individuals of the same sex marry?" The self-evident answer is, "No," thank you very much.

As Howie Carr said the other day, "I could have some kind of ceremony where I marry my dog, but that isn't marriage."

But, as I say, I've been busy. I've been about as busy as most normal people, with the normal things that most concern most normal people. And I imagine, like most normal people, I have thought the most normal and immediate thing about all this, the thing that most normal people think most of the time about judges and politicians and the like:

Stupid bastards.

Lawrence Henry is a writer in North Andover, Massachusetts.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: bastards; fags; gays; goodridge; homosexuals; judges; marriage; mass; queers
Bahstids! The writer is from North Andover. They should change the name to North bendover. Ha ha ha ha
1 posted on 11/21/2003 8:42:21 AM PST by VRW Conspirator
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To: VRW Conspirator
Good article. Now if only we could get the stupid b*stards all over the country out of office and back in the cellars where they belong ...
2 posted on 11/21/2003 8:46:53 AM PST by Tax-chick (Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
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To: VRW Conspirator
But, as I say, I've been busy. I've been about as busy as most normal people, with the normal things that most concern most normal people. And I imagine, like most normal people, I have thought the most normal and immediate thing about all this, the thing that most normal people think most of the time about judges and politicians and the like: stupid bastards.

Well, that's the key, isn't it?

Whereas we have lives to live, and actually important stuff to do, there are other folks whose idea of living is to spend all their energy trying to convince judges that misuse of rectal cavities is worthy of state protection and blessing.

3 posted on 11/21/2003 8:48:19 AM PST by r9etb
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To: VRW Conspirator
The DSS in MA is just like the Gestapo, with secret informers, and no right to face your accusers. People can just make an anonymous phone call and have them seizing your children (to be later abused for real in a foster home).

Here's a good definition of marriage: a legal contract between two individuals of different sex and same species. Michael Jackson need not apply. Civil unions or some contractual deal for the rest. Now go away.

4 posted on 11/21/2003 8:49:38 AM PST by SpinyNorman
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To: VRW Conspirator
Sorry to hear about the family pup...sounds like he had a good home...
some human behaviour makes us better than animals
and some human behaviour makes us considerably lower...
seems like the lower forms are becoming more dominant...
5 posted on 11/21/2003 8:50:08 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: VRW Conspirator
I'll bet a day's pay that the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has just handed the Republicans the elections of 2004. Dem candidates can now either support the SJC's idiocy, sending 90% of independents to the Repubs, or not support the decision, resulting in 30% of registered Dems not voting.
7 posted on 11/21/2003 8:54:45 AM PST by pabianice
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To: VRW Conspirator
The homosexuals "choose" a deathstyle choice, yet we're still forced to pay their vet bills as they die from who-knows-what-the-hell kind of germ, virus, insect, lawn tool, or fungas they've managed to stick into each other.

I feel so sorry for the little dog, though.

8 posted on 11/21/2003 9:07:30 AM PST by concerned about politics ( "Satire". It's Just "Satire.".......So it is.)
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To: pabianice
I'll bet a day's pay that the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has just handed the Republicans the elections of 2004.

Good Point. This is such a wedge issue. The MSC stepped over the line. They will lose the Truman and Kennedy wings of the Dem party.

9 posted on 11/21/2003 9:16:20 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Democrat party: The party of death and taxes.)
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Here's a guy who probably voted Democrat his entire life. I mean, after all, he's from Massachusetts! But now, all of a sudden, he can't live with the results. How sad...
10 posted on 11/21/2003 10:07:17 AM PST by vanmorrison
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To: Tax-chick
That was the official bringing out day. Environmentals now want their 'equal rights' and same for PETA...

11 posted on 11/21/2003 1:14:07 PM PST by m1-lightning (Ask not what Dick Durbin can do for you, but what you can do to get him out of power.)
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To: m1-lightning
It sorta makes you wonder if that tree had a knothole doesen't it?
12 posted on 11/21/2003 1:47:52 PM PST by Cheapskate (They made hypocrite judgements after the fact,But the name of the game is to be hit and hit back!)
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To: Cheapskate
LOL!!
13 posted on 11/21/2003 1:53:14 PM PST by m1-lightning (Ask not what Dick Durbin can do for you, but what you can do to get him out of power.)
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