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Wesley Clark...Heaven's Gate Leader???
My own detective skills
| 11/14/03
| marktuoni
Posted on 11/14/2003 5:34:07 AM PST by marktuoni
Recently discovered that Wesley Clark had a twin brother. His twin also suffered from delusions of grandeur.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: at; birth; clark; gate; heavens; separated; twins; wesley
Tell me these guys aren't related!
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posted on
11/14/2003 5:34:08 AM PST
by
marktuoni
To: marktuoni
Send this to Rush.
To: marktuoni
LOL! Good one.
Clark also reminds me of Dr. No.
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posted on
11/14/2003 5:36:09 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: marktuoni; sauropod
Has anyone besides me noticed that Wesley Clark has no neck to speak of, and does it bother them as much as it bothers me?
To: ClintonBeGone
Be on the lookout for Clark supporters seen buying new sneakers and wearing purple triangles!!
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posted on
11/14/2003 5:42:55 AM PST
by
marktuoni
To: hellinahandcart
Though I've never checked for myself I hear he has no balls as well!
To: God luvs America
His head comes right out of his shoulders. He looks like a bobblehead doll.
To: God luvs America; hellinahandcart
When asked about his neck and balls, Clark insisted he had both a neck and balls. He later recanted, then days later insisted again that he did have them.
In a recent interview Clark maintained that he has been consistent on the neck and balls issue all along!
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posted on
11/14/2003 6:00:38 AM PST
by
marktuoni
To: hellinahandcart
Has anyone besides me noticed that Wesley Clark has no neck to speak ofIn the amry's weight control program, there is a maximum weight for your height. I would bet that is from him being close to the maximum weight for his height. He has to shrug to make his neck fatter. The bigger the neck, the better the chance of passing the "tape test" which is part of the equation of the body fat content.
I know a lot of senior officers who we said had to have 20" plus necks to make them pass.
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posted on
11/14/2003 6:06:45 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blondes are dumb.)
To: marktuoni
I knew he remined me of someone. That's it!
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posted on
11/14/2003 6:43:56 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.)
To: marktuoni
Senator Baucaus-Democrat, Montana, came out in support of Clark for President yesterday. Baucaus is a moron, every email he sends me, never addresses the questions I have asked, and, he spouts paragraphs full of all the ignorant policies he supports. Strangely, he seems proud of his accomplishments. I can't figure out HOW he keeps getting elected over and over again.
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posted on
11/14/2003 6:46:01 AM PST
by
MontanaBeth
(Thank you Mom and Dad-for being raising me Conservative!)
To: b4its2late
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