ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! DU Troll ZOTTED: Why Liberals are evil

Myself ^ | 10/10/2000 | No 1

[ProudCon1776]

OMG THE LIBBERS ARE EVIL!

[ProudCon1776]

Wow! They are evil

[Graybeard58]

why liberals are idiots

[Porterville]

because they are blood suckers.

[Gunrunner2]

Time to go back to DU.

[Jim Robinson]

ProudCon1776 aka Masked Conservative, Brainshrub, et al, a DU troll, Zotted!

[b4its2late]

Convict?

[Admin Moderator]

How To Keep An Idiot Busy

Click me

[JennysCool]

[T Minus Four]

Confused?

[finnman69]

Are you upset because some of your buddies in Baghdad had a couple of JDAMs dropped on them today?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Okay. I was wondering why his post was pulled from my McGruder thread.

[Hammerhead]

damn....I ALWAYS miss all the good ZOTS!....

[uglybiker]

Being a liberal can cause certain changes in body chemistry.

The effect is even more pronounced in men.

[Yardstick]

I saw this dweeb doing his lame-o charicature of a FReeper on another thread earlier today. Glad to see him zotted.

[RandallFlagg]

OH!!

AAGH!

Nasty!

[finnman69]

Poor Mary Matalin.

[Mark]

Your teacher wrote this in your report card?:

"If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. "

[uglybiker]

She don't hafta worry about keepin' warm at night, that's fer sure!

[BlueLancer]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[RGVTx]

Let's make this thread worth something. Go sign the Memogate petition and really chap the Zot.

http://www.petitiononline.com/demmemo1/petition.html

[trussell]

Incoming finger of God ZOT

[BlessedBeGod]

Dang! I missed the ZOT! again!

ARGH!!!!!!!!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

This is why we need a zot ping list.

[Marie Antoinette]

Big Giant ZOT ping!

[NY.SS-Bar9]

Geez..

All these years, never knew the lyrics.

[Coral Snake]

ZZZZZZOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!

"Midguard Serpent" for the VIKING KITTIES!!!

I LIKE these ZOT articles because they give us Terri and Linux Troops a chance to let off some steam without delivering personal attacks to fellow genuine FReepers with which we have a difference of opinion.

[Coral Snake]

This DUmmy can't help it that he is DUmb enough to reveal his "FReeper" screen names on THE DU WEBSITE for us dedicated troll hunters. Maybe he forgets that Coral Snakes are ACTIVE HUNTERS. They just don't sit and wait around for their food to come aling to strike like rattlers do. ;c)

Guns, Linux and Liberty, ;c)

[Darksheare]

[hellinahandcart]

"If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. "

"If it was raining soup, he'd be standing outside with a fork."

[DocRock]

I think I can confirm this is a new found transcript of the Viking Kitty Squadron bomb run.
In this new video, you can hear VK Red and Blue leaders discuss trolls running scared.

Viking Kitty Squadron Bomb Run Video

Transcript:

Pilot: "Large group of individuals on the road, do you want me to take those out?"

Command: "Take them out."

Wing Man: "Not a good day for them."

(inaudible, but sounds like "yes sir")

VK Blue Leader: "Viking Kitty Red Leader, this is Blue Leader, Do you have a visual on all these trolls? Over."

Pilot 1: "10 seconds"

Command: "Roger"

VK Red Leader: "Roger Blue Leader, they are running scared from the Viking Kitties. Over."

Pilot: "Impact!"

Command: "Ohhhh Dude!"

Howard Dean: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[Admin Moderator]

LOL

[freedumb2003]

ROTFUDOOLOL!!!!

That is a new classic!!

[FourPeas]

Announcer's Voice: Aaaaand, NOW for today's Rate-a-Troll!

"Mr. Clark, I give it a 7. It has no beat and it's just too dumb to dance to it."

[DocRock]

ZOT Ping!

[DocRock]

Very Sorry for the ping on this old thread folks, (insert sound of DocRock blushing *here*).

I didn't see the date of this post!

[Lady Jag]

Wow! They are evil

That is correct

[Lady Jag]

Wow! They are evil

That is correct

[Lady Jag]

Wow! They are evil

That is correct

[Lady Jag]

Wow! They are evil

That is correct

[King Prout]

COME HITHER, AND BRING YOUR ZAMBONIS!

[Lady Jag]

Wow! They are evil

That is correct

[King Prout]

simply Bee Ee Ay Youteeful!
great punchline.

[Lady Jag]

Take over for a while. My trigger finger needs oiling.

You know, just once I wish we'd get a Dem who reads.

[ChadGore]

Command: "Ohhhh Dude!"

[King Prout]

what's the html to center images and text?

[DocRock]

Your Highness, I mistakenly pinged on an old zot! This one was dead last year. There is nothing left to even paint stripes on.

[Professional Engineer]

[King Prout]

the text is so minimal, ther's little I can use to make sport of it with words.
but I shall try.

[Happygal]

< center > < /center > (just leave out the spaces between the chevrons! That's it I think! :-)