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Toy dog causes stink at airport
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Posted on 10/25/2003 7:14:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
Fahrtvergnügen: the joy of traveling, tooting, toy terriers.
To: E Rocc
A novelty dog toy which breaks wind as it bends over has sparked a major security alert at a US airport. Christmas gift for Eva PING!
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posted on
10/25/2003 8:50:57 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(There is no tagline within 100 miles of here! -Baghdad Bob)
To: martin_fierro
Anyone know where we can buy these? I wanna send the wife on a trip, and have her bring it for someone as a gift...
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posted on
10/25/2003 8:54:52 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Francis Scott Key was a One-Hit Wonder)
To: ErnBatavia; humblegunner; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Flyer
This is freakin' hilarious.
Uhh...thanks for the ping, Ern. LOL
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posted on
10/25/2003 8:56:49 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(There is no tagline within 100 miles of here! -Baghdad Bob)
To: martin_fierro
The same security organization that will take swabs from a robot dog's rear end not to mention harassing a 90 year old Medal of Honor winner in order to stop terrorists won't detain young males from Arab countries because that would be racist profiling. Go figure.
To: martin_fierro
Obviously, a joke that fell flatulent
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:06:32 AM PDT
by
SarahW
To: Allegra; Chad Fairbanks
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:07:53 AM PDT
by
Flyer
(You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
To: goldstategop
That was my question.
"Fart said Puff."
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:09:21 AM PDT
by
tet68
(multiculturalism is an ideological academic fantasy maintained in obvious bad faith. M. Thompson)
To: SarahW
ACK! There's more than one farting dog on the market!
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:09:56 AM PDT
by
Flyer
(You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
To: Flyer
I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:12:40 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(There is no tagline within 100 miles of here! -Baghdad Bob)
To: goldstategop
Now who would buy a toy dog replica that passes wind?? ;-) When's your mother-in-law's birthday?
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:12:47 AM PDT
by
Polybius
To: martin_fierro
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
'Spot,' she cried out sharply.
I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.
'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.'
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posted on
10/25/2003 9:14:10 AM PDT
by
Flyer
(You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
To: Rose in RoseBear
ping...
To: Charles Henrickson
You of ALL people should have a profile page.
Get crackin'!
;-)
To: SerpentDove
You of ALL people should have a profile page. So, you're in favor of profiling, eh? Fascist.
Get crackin'!
That's what this dog did, and look where it got him.
To: Charles Henrickson
LOL
See what I mean?
:-)))
To: martin_fierro
You don't know my MIL's cat...beautiful, sweet kitten, we love her dearly, but when she lets loose, the room clears at light speed. And I've had a rat who was sitting on my shoulder cut one before, as well....I've never came as close to dropping one of my rats as right then. That INCLUDING when I've been bitten.
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posted on
10/25/2003 1:00:48 PM PDT
by
Fire_on_High
(Balance is life.)
To: martin_fierro
Dobies are especially redolent of methane. Four in one BR are toxic, eh?
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posted on
10/25/2003 1:21:19 PM PDT
by
doberville
(Angels can fly when they take themselves lightly)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
10/25/2003 1:56:35 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: Fire_on_High
I have a cat named Cedric.
If you've ever read the James Herriot stories such as "All Creatures Great and Small", you might remember the British vet's case with a Boxer dog, Cedric, with nonstop gas problems.
When I picked up this little kitten after I first got him, PEEEYEEEWWWW!
Seven years later he still can clear a room.
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posted on
10/25/2003 2:14:07 PM PDT
by
petuniasevan
(Join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team!)
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