Planning Hillary Clinton’s Funeral — Odd Job Request For Huma Abedin? [Opinion]

The Inquisitr News ^ | March 29, 2017 | Roz Zurko

[Mouton]

Don’t forget to ear asparagus too.

[beethovenfan]

Head down in an abandoned well would do.

[Ken H]

I volunteer to provide tuned farts at the total failure’s funeral.

17 or 21 times?

[The Great RJ]

In ancient Peru, when the Great Inca died he was mummified and the mummies of past Incas were periodically brought out for consultation on matters of state. Similarly when Hillary assumes room temperature her mummy could be brought out every four years to run for president.

[Mouton]

Only huma knows where the positronic drive is connected.

[Rebelrage]

Are you only gonna provide the farts? What about the boiled cabbage and urine?

[heterosupremacist]

# 16 tet68 wrote: Hillary!’s funeral, open casket, free all you can drink beer and no portapottys. Funny, (in a twisted way) but also in a similar classless way. As much as I detested the two-time failed Presidential Candidate, an the damage she has done to Our Country and Our political system, I would not publicly declare it would be acceptable to piss on her grave...

[Cheerio]

Before she passes on to her after life, I INSIST SHE SPEND TIME IN AN ORGANGE JUMP SUIT FOR THE FELONIES SHE COMMITTED, for at least one day, then she can pass.

[TexasGator]

And?

[tet68]

Well, each to his own.
Personally, I hope to live long enough to dump
some urine on Jane Fonda and Hillary too.
Sure, it might have to be covert but the
satisfaction would still be there.

[Cheerio]

[aces]

kinda like dr strangelove holding his arm down? just kidding..lol

[avenir]

“My mother made her funeral plans 25 years ago. She’ll be 99 next month.”

That’s amazing, God blessed her (and you)!

[gov_bean_ counter]

HA!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Mount Pele could use a sacrifice!

[Thumper1960]

How about a bone, an orifice and a dog to drag it away?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“it would be very hard for someone to deny the type of ceremony she wanted.”

Does that mean we are going to have an inauguration ceremony for the witch after she's gone? After all, lots of dems vote from the grave. Why can't she be POTUS from the grave?

[Salvavida]

A Viking pyre is the way she ought to go out.

[PLMerite]

“Hillary Clinton’s staff covered just about everything having to do with her daily life and that included being asked to help make funeral arrangements for the former secretary of state...”

They would need to have a plan in place. Otherwise if she died while campaigning they might just scatter like rats and leave her by the side of the road.

[GreyFriar]

Thank you.