Posted on 09/08/2012 6:28:19 AM PDT by Repulican Donkey
Crazy John Lewis says segregation is coming back if Obama loses in November. Yes, it is pathetic. Butlet's have some fun. Write your best absurd Democrat doomsday prediction. Here goes mine: "If Romney and Ryan win they're going to take away your toilets"
If Obama loses in November, the kittens and puppies will all die!
Toilets won’t be needed since the oceans will rise and flush mankind away!
One of the celeb Dem speakers said if Republicans win women will lose the right to vote.
Their BIGGEST fear, the mother of ALL FEARS, is that they will actually have to go to work if Republicans get back in charge.
Big toenail clippers will be forever banned.
You can’t write an absurb prediction. The Democrats already said every stupid thing you can think of. I was watching Laura Ingram on the O’Reilly Factor last night and she had some “expert on race and politics” on. This person, with circus clown hair and uncontrollable giggles, said that Romney wanted to take away women’s right to vote, their freedom of “choice”, their ability to get an education, and access to healthcare.
With that level of stupid on display, Laura tried to nail her down on just one of those asinine claims: the right to vote.
Well, Clown Hair just replied that voter ID is what she’s talking about.
Women can’t get IDs?? Really?
But if I had to make a crazy Democrat preciction, I’ll go with this one:
“I Romney is elected, he will take away the free pony that Obama promised you in 2008.”
Or if they are being subtle, they could claim:
“Romney is a Mormon and you know that Mormons don’t believe in unicorns, so if Romney is elected, all the unicorns will die.” (This one works for the anti-Mormons here on FR too.)
“If Romney and Ryan win, the poor workers at Solyndra won’t be getting any more taxpayer money!”
Oh wait...that’s probably true.
If Romney and Ryan win all women will be forced to have babies.
You grandma will take about your Wii and make you look for a job.
Upon losing, Democrats will unanimously rally round the cry that the word “job” is a racsist term....
Teachers will no longer be allowed to give students the answers on national standards assessment tests, leading to even worse results for U.S. students compared to the rest of the world and widening the achievement gap between whites and Asians on one side and other minorities on the other.
HA! Why make them up? The Leftists have already given us theirs, via Twitter:
Ellen Barkin: “ if Obama loses the election. A police state will be just around the corner.” No s**t.#Terrified” (Asterisks mine.)”
Lady Gaga: ““# i say we try to build a new planet and all go live there.”
And the ever-popular “#ifobamadontwin” is pure comedy gold:
#they are going to close down every McDonald’s cuz Mitt Romney kno black people like it
#we going back to the cotton fields. Lightskin niggas finna turn darkskin. & darkskin niggas finna turn to ashes
#it’s back to Africa for ALL of us. Or slavery. The choice is yours.
#Gas Will Cost $9.99 A Gallon.
#they gone put all our asses in concentration camps Lika hoe
# Im knocking out the first white person i see
#who down with overtaking the government?
#IMA START A RIOT IMA START A RIOT!!!!!!
The moon will swallow the sun and darkness will occur in the daytime, unless you bow down and give allegiance and votes to His Majesty, Emperor Obama of the North American Republic.
If Republicans win, bras will be illegal and all feminine products will be privatized. :o)
This looks like fun bump for later!
Loony left caterwauling will continue unabated.
People will be judged by their character and abilities rather than by their skin color or sex.
I deeply resent being called a 'butlet'.....:-)
Polygamy will be legal, miscegenation will be outlawed.
If Romney and Ryan win, they’ll force you to pay for your own birth control.
They really don’t care about birth control...it defeats the purpose of qualifying for the super-bennies......
Graduates with a Master of Fine Arts, will have to bus tables to pay off their student loans.
If Romney/Ryan win all women will be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
Social Security will longer cover free diapers just when democrats will need them the most.
Sorry. I just can’t bring myself to think like a liberal.
If Romney/Ryan win, all the reparations will stop.
The prime meridian for time and longitude will be moved from Greenwich to meridian currently located at 111° 52’ 34’’.8 W
,,,,,, Hang on granny “HELLS COMIN’ TO BREAKFAST” .
OTOH if Romney loses, the prime meridian will be shifted to 39° 49’ 33’’.96 E.
America’s gain will be Africa’s loss.
And thereby increase the average IQ on two continents.
Who’s sending out those tweets? The marketing department at Glock?
If Romney and Ryan take office then gun stores will be able to sell guns to straw purchasers and flood criminal organizations with high powered automatic assault weapons.
If Romney and Ryan take office then children in public schools will no longer be able to read or perform basic math.
If Romney/Ryan wins you won’t be able to drive or cook because they will take away the wheel and fire. And you will have to slice your own bread.
The stars will fall from the sky like figs dropping from trees!
A vote for Romney/Ryan is a vote for an alien invasion from Nibiru and the subsequent decimation of mankind as we are eaten by them. Women and minorities (who are very tasty) will suffer the most.
We are all gonna die!.....women, children and minority groups severely impacted!
If Romney is elected, civil rights leaders will only be able to speak in a kind of insane hyperbole... kind of like now.
“If Romney is elected, all unicorns will die”.......it’s never brownies or fairies or trolls.....it always has to be unicorns......and it’s never that we’ll get zits or have a hangnail, it’s always about dead unicorns.....sheesh......if you really want to scare the Democrats, write that if Romney is elected, blueunicorn6 is going to be in charge of Hollywood and all education....that’ll make them wet their pants.
There, fixed it.
“Oprah” will be banned.
All lunch breaks will be declared illegal.
Membership in unions will result in your incarceration.
Jerry’s Kids will have to walk alone.
All life as we know it will instantly end as every cell in your body explodes at the speed of light (don’t cross the streams!)
“Barney” will be executed.
Women will no longer be permitted to think.
Evil, greedy corporations will own you.
Vegetarians will be chained to a wall and fed meatballs with a slingshot.
Senior citizens will be rounded up and sent to gulags to die.
Have I left anything out?
Gonna be hard to top Biden: “They gonna put y’all back in chains.”
That one scares me...
If Obama loses in November, nobody gets a pony.
Win or loose ,,, shtf
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