Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9

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Servant of the Funkle?

[null and void]

But you know, you can't keep a good man down.

Acid Reflux?

Heartburn?

[Servant of the 9]

I think I have had a revelation about our Breck Girl, Sen. John Edwards.

His game plan/career path is:
Trial Lawyer,
Senator,
Presidential Contender,
soon to be
Law Professor

And then the next time there is a Democrat in the Whitehouse,
Supreme Court Justice.

A trial lawyer on the Supreme Court. Be very afraid.

So9

[Darksheare]

*hat removed*
Poor FR handle, it was quite noble.
*sniff*
How about the name of my arch nemesis, "Lace Teddy"
Or we could go for dark and gothic with "Grymsveld"
Maybe a little oddness with "Wrathe"
?????

[Mo1]

LOL .. Candyman .. good one

[Darksheare]

You've been hanging out with me too much, and the influence is showing.

[celtic gal]

Remember Scotslass? Abroath is her home town. I sent this story to her!

[Darksheare]

Not as Germanic as Servant of the Fraulein.
But I KNOW he'd never go for that one.

[celtic gal]

Gran,

Hang on to your little corning ware tea pot..My mom had one just like it and I gave it to my sister in law when my mom died ( dumb move on my part) and you can't find them anymore!

[Mo1]

So what are ya saying .. Britney carries around an air pump

[celtic gal]

Great fall picture, Westy...really really pretty. wish I could go for a stroll in that area and take in all the colors.

[sweetliberty]

Swervie, swervie, swervie....what are we going to do with you?

[Servant of the 9]

So what are ya saying .. Britney carries around an air pump

She has 3 pair and ziplocks right where the underwires would fit

SO9

[Mo1]

*L* .. she's got more then ziplocks

[sweetliberty]

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon."He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

[Servant of the 9]

Swervie, swervie, swervie....what are we going to do with you?

I hope it involves net stockings, masks and lots of leather.

SO9

[ValerieUSA]

hmmm... I set my salad down for a moment while I went to the fridge to get a pop, and now Yoda has salad dressing on his face..... he's using his paw to try and wash it off as fast as he can

[Darksheare]

Rack in my basement, cheap, shipable.

[Darksheare]

It's the rack for you, unfortunately.
I've sold it off, and the buyers were extremely glad to get it.

[restornu]

How long were you out?

Did you know when you were going to return HYRIO?

Now that would have been a good name HYRIO!