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UPDATED Mary Carey Platform

Posted on 08/19/2003 10:58:34 PM PDT by panther33

Mary Carey for Governor!
Vote Marey Carey on Election Day!

Welcome to the official campaign website for Mary Carey, California Gubernatorial candidate and Kick Ass Pictures contract girl!

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MEDIA APPEARANCES

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My Gubernatorial Platform

The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

How can you help Mary Carey's campaign?
Contribute to Mary Carey's Campaign Fund!

NEW! NOW YOU CAN DONATE VIA PAYPAL! It's the fast and easy way to support Mary's campaign!

What are people saying about Mary's historic campaign!?
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Relevant Links:
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Visit Mary Carey's Official Fan & Membership Site!

To contact the Mary Carey for Governor Campaign regarding contributions or media inquiries, please e-mail inquiries@marycareyforgovernor.com or contact the campaign headquarters at 323-981-1705 today!

© Copyright 2003 MaryCareyForGovernor.com


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; carey; election; governor; mary; platform; porn; recall; star
I had another thread that had Mary Carey's platform on it (CAPTION THIS: Mary Carey w/ Gary Coleman), but I recently realized that her platform has since been updated.

Naturally, I felt obligated to inform FReepers of the breaking developments.

P.S. I don't necessarily support all of Mary Carey's ideas... though I will admit that her picture is gorgeous!

1 posted on 08/19/2003 10:58:34 PM PDT by panther33
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