Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)

The Smoking Gun ^ | July 30, 2003

[Wolfie]

JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)

Click for police report.

[woofie]

I see a major legal battle brewing...

[nevergore]

The comments that come to mind are boggling my mind right now.....I'm still trying to keep the coffee I snorted out out of my keyboard.....

This should be a fun thread!

NeverGore :^0

[Hodar]

Thank goodness she didn't sneeze. Then she'd be in *real* trouble.

[11th Earl of Mar]

Carrying a NON-concealed weapon?

I'll bet the man milks this suit for all its worth.

[Wolfie]

I'd say the whole case turns on what he answered to the question "Do you want some of this?"

[Sarah]

mother's milk is amazing for eye infections and irritations, she should bill him.

[HurkinMcGurkin]

That's just not right.

[1Old Pro]

She sounds like a nice gal, Out there working hard so soon after giving birth. I'm sure the kid was under the watchful and loving supervision of the dad while she was at work.

[budwiesest]

Lactose intolerant.

[laweeks]

Golly, if he's lactose-intolerant, there's gotta' be big bucks out there with a lawsuit. He ought to see my attorney Bernie (as soon as Bernie gets out).

[PropheticZero]

Man, It was my understading that you usually have to pay for extra weired stuff like that :)

[woofie]

It sounds like the kind of court action former President Clinton would like to be involved in....

[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

[skeeter]

"Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose."

Lactaticide.

[cardinal4]

Keep me abreast of this situation, will you?

[dfrussell]

"Got Milk?"

[CygnusXI]

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"Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances."

Oh yeah....
Cause when I think "lap dances" I think soft drinks.

[Nick Danger]

[Mr_Peter]

What a BOOB.