'I'm a professional witch with my own coven and I'm already planning my spells for 2024'

Nottingham Post ^ | Molly Powell,Sam Dimmer

[Ken H]

Extreme upper left on the crazy-hot matrix.

[353FMG]

Is that you, Hillary?

[Fai Mao]

Years ago, I heard fantasy author Robert Jordan call tell one of his fans that she was mentally ill when she gushed about how well he wrote “Pre-History” and asked if he could teach her to Channel because she wanted to be an “Aes Sedai”

The girl was literally weeping when he finished yelling at her

[353FMG]

Don’t bet on success;

[353FMG]

Don’t bet on success;

[Yardstick]

...professional witch...
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Okay, but is she licensed?

[Mr. Jeeves]

This was the chapter that got deleted from Harry Potter because it was too dull. :)

[Mr. Jeeves]

There were some true believers in the Wheel of Time fan base. I was active on a couple of the boards back around 2000, and there were plenty of teenage girls there who were sure they could at least learn to channel well enough to get back at their parents. Today, they just vote Democrat. :)

Vietnam vet Jordan probably didn't have much patience with evaders of reality.

[cowboyusa]

Her master is a wannabee loser. My Masterspoke and the Universe was created.

[Still a Patriot]

well what ever blows your skirt up

[Angelino97]

Before looking, I expected her to be:

1. White

2. Fat

3. Tattooed

4. Hair color not found in nature

[njslim]

Aas a descendant of someone hanged at Salem as a witch along with her 2 sisters I despise phonies like this ........

[Colorado Doug]

May the good lord help any poor fools that actually see her for psychotherapy. She is probably more screwed up in the head than her patients are.

[Smellin Salt]

I bet she’s a hoot to be around

[Colorado Doug]

“I was lying on my parents bed, just as babies do, and all of a sudden my consciousness started expanding. I rolled out of the bed. And Bam! I landed right on my head. I grew into this universal consciousness space and Boy did it hurt. I felt like I was one with everything, I think it knocked me out and I just felt totally loved, dizzy and connected with everything in the universe.” have never been the same since.

There, fixed it for her.

[GaryCrow]

My ex-wife got obsessed with this crap. I didn't know what was going on until I discovered her having an affair with a guy who she thought could talk to spirits. When I started investigating I found out it wasn't just a curiosity, she was deeply into this nutty stuff.

To put it bluntly, the people who are into this are idiots.

[ViLaLuz]

Lilith is the name of a demon. Did her parents name her that, I wonder.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Don't think you can blame Hairy Trotter for this one. Heck you can not even blame "The Magic School Bus". This lady's cheese slid off her cracker before those things were even written.

[P.O.E.]

Eye of newt is cheaper if you buy in bulk.

[MayflowerMadam]

Well, when you name a girl after a primordial she-demon she’s already in the wrong path.