Irishman Reports First 2023 Sighting of Loch Ness Monster

1 posted on 07/07/2023 1:33:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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2 posted on 07/07/2023 1:38:18 PM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)

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Gee, who knew?...I thought it was that only Irishmen see leprechauns and that only the Scottish see the Loch Ness Monster.

3 posted on 07/07/2023 1:51:41 PM PDT by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)

To: nickcarraway

Have they alerted Sir Curt Godfrey of The Nessie Alliance?

4 posted on 07/07/2023 1:53:35 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)

To: nickcarraway

The photo looks likes a log floating in the lake. I went to the site that has the video footage and it says the server does not exist. So I went to Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQYCzLQKg_s

Is this lousy footage all we get?

I say it is a log. Watch out for the log, it’ll take out your boat!

5 posted on 07/07/2023 1:59:55 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)

6 posted on 07/07/2023 2:04:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

I say it is a log. Watch out for the log, it’ll take out your boat!

It's better than bad, it's good.

7 posted on 07/07/2023 2:08:11 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)

To: nickcarraway

That’s just a reflection of a UFO hovering over the lake.

Sheesh.

8 posted on 07/07/2023 2:26:04 PM PDT by Disambiguator

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Are you sure it isn’t Mothra?

9 posted on 07/07/2023 2:26:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway

I thought it was that only Irishmen see leprechauns and that only the Scottish see the Loch Ness Monster.

He had to do something now that the BanSHEes went non-binary.

10 posted on 07/07/2023 2:27:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway

To: nickcarraway

How old is Nessie now?

11 posted on 07/07/2023 2:28:56 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)

There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a hole. There’s a hole. There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a log. There’s a log. There’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a branch. There’s a branch. There’s a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a bump. There’s a bump. There’s a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a frog. There’s a frog. There’s a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a speck. There’s a speck. There’s a speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a flea on the speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a flea on the speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a flea. There’s a flea. There’s a flea on the speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

12 posted on 07/07/2023 2:55:26 PM PDT by Waverunner

To: nickcarraway

"The Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register hasn’t recorded a new entry since October 11, 2022 "

There's some snacks Nessie just cannot resist.

13 posted on 07/07/2023 2:58:27 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)

To: nickcarraway

Say his name three times real fast.

14 posted on 07/07/2023 3:01:49 PM PDT by dljordan

LOL! There is much going on with that hole at the bottom of the sea. I was hoping to read about a mermaid with legs that would have spiced up that hole real good.

15 posted on 07/07/2023 3:02:53 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)

A satellite in outer space can see how much mustard you put on your hot dog, but never a clear picture of Nessie, big foot, UFO, etc

16 posted on 07/07/2023 3:08:10 PM PDT by joe fonebone (And the people said NO! The End)

To: joe fonebone

Well now, if you can't believe an Irishman who can you believe?

And if you don't mind, we'll be having a touch of Jameson in celebration of this latest sighting.

17 posted on 07/07/2023 3:18:26 PM PDT by Robwin ( )

To: nickcarraway

“too big” to be a fish

Well, I don't think they can live in fresh water, but, whale sharks reputedly can get to 60 ft. long...

18 posted on 07/07/2023 3:38:10 PM PDT by Paul R. (You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)

To: nickcarraway

I’m pretty sure that’s an underwater UFO

It’s certainly fuzzy enough to be

19 posted on 07/07/2023 3:48:34 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)

To: joe fonebone

Beat me to it. Maybe the dark knight satellite knows.

20 posted on 07/07/2023 3:49:50 PM PDT by pops88 ( Helping usher the glory of God into Las Vegas)

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