Monopoly match ends in fight with samurai sword — 2 hospitalized

NY Post ^ | 04/11/2023 | Ben Cost

[alternatives?]

If you like a game of making deals and bluffing, and have 4-6 players, try Sheriff of Nottingham.

[wally_bert]

Rifftrax made the movie even better.

https://youtu.be/AMzoRxx38qg

[frank ballenger]

My stupid younger sister when we were kids used to pick the game table up and throw it upside down when she saw she was losing. Several times a year.

Chance to say something bad about her:
Age 71 now. When Hillary lost she told me couldn’t leave her Hyannis apt. for a full day due to crying and sobbing because “now I won’t live to see a woman President.”
Her letters include little stickers with a broom saying “sweep out Trump.”

[usurper]

Questions that remain unanswered:

Why would homeless people play Monopoly?

[Bulwyf]

Probably why my sisters barely talk to me.

[Bulwyf]

My gaydar is maxed.

[G Larry]

Isn’t there a “Chance” card presenting the player with a Hospital bill?

[Bulwyf]

I’m sorry.

We don’t always get the best family, but on the plus side, it’s usually good for some entertainment.

[BigEdLB]

Da women!

[Charles Martel]

Samurai Gaming Cafe.

[Diplomat]

Settlers of Catan is the game that got an early end in the viseo. Good board actually.

[Pontiac]

Count your blessings

At least she writes you letters.

One of my sisters hasn’t talked to me since Bush was president.

[Pontiac]

Homeless playing Monopoly. Life is stranger than fiction.

In a capitalist economy they have earned their place.

And they can legitimately aspire to achieve the top place.

Only their skills, ingenuity and efforts prevent them for achieving their goals.

[monkeyshine]

Well, it was in Belgium...

[Billthedrill]

It could have been worse. We had a standing rule not to allow a married couple to sit next to one another during a game of Uno.

[Pontiac]

Not a good idea!

[Ouderkirk]

It’s not really a hard game to win. Need the oranges or reds next to “free parking”. Hotels there will bleed everyone dry and it’s very hard not to land on one or the other. Trade, wheel and deal to get them as best you can.

Boardwalk and Park Place are worthless to winning in the longer sense, but it will knock out early, those who are poorly positioned.

[dsrtsage]

[x]

OJ must have learned a lot from Belushi’s swordsmanship.

[rxh4n1]

But Monopoly is so much fun, I’d hate to blow the game