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NUTmobile drivers wanted: Planters opens positions for the nuttiest job in the world
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| January 17, 2023
| Austin Williams
Posted on 01/18/2023 6:27:41 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Isn't this illegal, given the state of allergies?
To: nickcarraway
Maybe this job would help me come out of my shell.
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:30:41 PM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: nickcarraway
Better than a goobermint job?
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:34:14 PM PST
by
thecodont
To: nickcarraway
“Isn’t this illegal...”
Well, risky for sure.
If you crash into a bush you might bust a nut.
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:34:44 PM PST
by
BuddhaBrown
(Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:36:14 PM PST
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: nickcarraway
I came upon the Weinermobile in the wild. The driver was having lunch at Culver's, a place that does NOT serve hot dogs or any Oscar Meyr products.
I would be afraid to take a drive in the peanut mobile, given that Planter's related accident a few years back:
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:40:22 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
To: PeterPrinciple
We need more “old man’s jobs’ advertised. 20 hours a week-easy money. You know, where they just need a body. Businesses are too stupid to lay off the ‘you’re lucky to be here’ crap.
To: nickcarraway
I saw the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile years ago in Moss Landing.
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:41:47 PM PST
by
sasquatch
To: nickcarraway
I’d apply, but I’ve already got a job driving a cool car.
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:43:17 PM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: sasquatch
In Moss Landing? Wow. Did you top by Phil’s?
To: nickcarraway
I’d be concerned with driving near feral elephants.
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:56:12 PM PST
by
steveo
To: Leaning Right
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:58:07 PM PST
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: moovova
Take advantage while you can. Nut-thing lasts forever
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posted on
01/18/2023 6:59:21 PM PST
by
j.havenfarm
(22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
To: nickcarraway
The current NUTmobile is a converted 2014 Isuzu. Omg, this means the vehicle is not an EV. Someone contact John Kerry, Michael Regan, Jennifer Granholm, Pete Buttigieg, and Greta Thunberg. It must not be allowed to travel anywhere, especially across the USA.
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posted on
01/18/2023 7:03:22 PM PST
by
Robwin
( )
To: steveo
I’d be concerned with driving near feral elephants.I had friends who had a red VW and were in New York City when the circus was in town. They were stopped near the circus and an elephant was by their car and it had been trained to put his/her foot on something red. Yes, the elephant put it's foot on the front fender.
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posted on
01/18/2023 7:13:47 PM PST
by
ladyjane
To: nickcarraway
My question is this before you turn it over to a bunch of kids. Can it do a decent burnout?
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posted on
01/18/2023 8:43:21 PM PST
by
wjcsux
(RIP Rush Limbaugh 12 Jan 1951- 17 Feb 2021. We really miss you. 😢)
To: nickcarraway
Weinermobile would waste that fat little Peanutmobile in a drag race.
To: nickcarraway
Hmmm...
But, if the peanuts obstructed your view, then you would have to get your nuts (fill in the blank)
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posted on
01/18/2023 10:50:30 PM PST
by
Penelope Dreadful
(And there is Pansies, that's for Thoughts. +Sodomy & Abortion are NOT cornerstones of Civilization! )
To: nickcarraway
If the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and the Planter’s Peanutmobile got together and … errhh …. ahmm …. did a “science experiment”? Well would the baby have Tesslickles? Or would it have Twitties?
The gender reveal is going to be such a big social happening event.
To: nickcarraway
[...] driving Mr. Peanut across the country in the iconic NUTmobile.I've always wanted to "nut" all across America!
Regards,
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posted on
01/18/2023 11:45:38 PM PST
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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