The people say they monkey around...
As a former “dog-faced, pony soldier”, I’m OFFENDED, (OFFENDED, I TELL YA!) that they call a gang of monkeys a “troop”. Why aren’t they called a DEMOCRAT CONVENTION OF MONKEYS?!
My Dad was in India and Burma during WW II. He said the GIs shot the hell out of bothersome monkeys.
Time for common sense monkey control ...
ANIMALS GONE WILD!!
Prophecy Sign: The wild beasts of the Earth will be allowed to go forth and kill people during the Tribulation.
Very coincidentally, we noted 4 recent news articles about bear attacks. Polar bears, Grizzlies and Black bears have all been in the news with a couple of people dead because of these bear maulings.
Does the bible have something to say about wild animal attacks in coming prophecy fulfillment? Actually yes it does. The book of Revelation makes it quite clear that the wild beasts of the earth, (presumably everything from lions to bears, cougars to tigers), will be allowed to take human life like never before seen. The time of the Tribulation period will be bloody awful, and we mean that in a literal sense. Blood will be shed in abundance.
Please. If you have not already made a decision to accept Christ Jesus as your savior from the coming calamities and cataclysmic events of the Tribulation, we suggest you do so now. A simple earnest prayer acknowledging your sinful present status and for Christ to forgive the state you are now in. Plus an earnest desire and request that Jesus become Lord of your life, is the one and only way to escape the coming Wrath of God that will be brought upon this unrepentant planet.
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!”. I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. Revelation 6:7-8 NIV
Grizzly kills man at Yellowstone National Park, first fatal mauling since 1986
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/grizzly-kills-man-yellowstone-national-park-first-fatal-230500899.html
Man attacked by grizzly on B.C.’s Rivers Inlet
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/attacked+grizzly+Rivers+Inlet/5049034/story.html
B.C. First Nations elder killed in bear mauling
http://www.thestarphoenix.com/technology/bears+down+after+mauled+woman+found+dead/5042678/story.html
Polar bear killed after chasing Manitoba man
http://www.canada.com/Polar+bear+killed+after+chasing+Manitoba/5056093/story.html
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The planet of the apes.
Now they should know why high capacity magazines are required. Spiff happens.
https://www.flandershealth.us/toxic-effects/symptoms-and-detection-of-strychnine-poisoning.html
Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
When you believe monkeys are gods........
For close range I’d recommend a 12 ga with 4 shot.
22 lr sounds about perfect too. I’d want a semi-auto. With a scope. My eyes not worth a damn for iron sights.
did he die FROM monkeys or WITH monkeys?
Here we come…walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
You know that we want to
Do what we like to do,
The only time we get restless
Is around something new
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
Time to put a bounty on the little delinquents. Seems like a good thinning is in order.
Did they learn from the Clintons? Sounds like the next Arkancide victim could be suicide by monkeys? 🤓
“We ain’t played Cowboys and Monkeys yet...”