Got vaccinated? Here's all the free stuff you can get

CNN Business ^ | Updated 9:05 AM EDT, Sat April 24, 2021 | By Alexis Benveniste

[Arcadian Empire]

1941:

Line up to get on the train, there is toast with jam inside.

2021:

Get injected with an experimental compound, and get a free donut.

[conservative98]

I am very happy today for this ad to start to run on TV across America. I urge all Americans to learn from my experience and to, please, wear a mask and stay safe. pic.twitter.com/DGmOValDJo— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) December 16, 2020

[Arcadian Empire]

They want to reduce the population of the Earth.

[Secret Agent Man]

#gimmefreevaxshiite

[DannyTN]

They left covid off the list.

I hear if you get vaccinated you can get covid, and it’s free.

[ransomnote]

[Viking2002]

‘Beer’ got my attention. But I’m not sacrificing my principles - or my life - no matter how cold the beer is. Bud sucks, anyway.

[Viking2002]

And what’s with the fat chicks? They’ll do anything for a glazed donut..........

[wetgundog]

I’ll take Freedom to Choose and Informed Consent than free stuff, Will probably live longer. Live Free or Die.

[Clay Moore]

“Krispy Kreme
You can get one free glazed doughnut every day if you take your vaccination card to any Krispy Kreme location in the US, the company said in a press release.”

But the diabetes is going to cost you an arm and a leg.

[conservative98]

[familyop]

That’s the correct American pronunciation (see “US”).

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/diabetes

[Truthoverpower]

The. VACCINE INDUSTRY IS PURE EVIL

[familyop]

Contagious long _E_s and long _I_s are all the rage with younger people (examples: turbine, intestine, vegan).

[grey_whiskers]

Seen in the wild...

If I Get Jabbed........

Can I Stop Wearing the Mask?

Government: NO

Can the Restaurants, Pubs, Bars, etc Reopen and Everyone Work Normally?

Government: NO

Am I Resistant to Rona?

Government: Maybe, but We Don’t Know For Sure.....

At Least I Am No Longer Contagious to Others?

Government: NO, You Can Still Pass It On, Possibly; No One Knows.

If we Jab All Children, Will School Go On as Normal?

Government: NO

If I am Jabbed, Can I Stop Social Dissociation?

Government: NO

If I am Jabbed, Can I Stop Disinfecting My Hands?

Government - NO

If I Jab Myself And My Grandpa, Can We Hug?

Government: NO

Will Movie Theaters, Theaters and Stadiums Reopen?

Government: NO

May the Jabbed Be Able to Gather [Events; Parties].

Government: NO

What is the Real Benefit of Being Jabbed?

Government: The Rona Will Not Kill You.

Are You SURE it Will Not Kill Me?

Government: NO

If Statistically the Rona Will Not Kill Me Anyway..... Why Should I Get Jabbed?”

Government: To Protect Others.

So if I Get Jabbed, Others Are 100% Sure I Will Not Infect Them?

Government: NO, We Are Not Sure.

So, to Summarize:

Does Not Give Immunity.

Does Not Eliminate the Virus.

Does Not Prevent Death.

Does Not Guarantee You Won’t Get It.

Does Not Stop You From Getting It.

Does Not Stop You From Passing It On.

Does Not Preclude the Need For Travel Bans.

Does Not Preclude the Need for Business Closures.

Does Not Preclude the Need For Closures.

Does Not Preclude the Need For Concealment.

It is So ABSURD and I Wonder Why There Are People Who Let This Happen To Them!

[2aProtectsTheRest]

By stopping a pandemic that’s killing people?

This does not make sense.

[Republican Wildcat]

Zero interest in any of these “freebies.”

[Republican Wildcat]

Why do they want people to take this so-called vaccine so badly? Because there has to be a reason t(at benefits them because it certainly isn’t out of concern for my personal welfare.

To bring an end to the pandemic and all of the immense suffering it has caused around the world - that you like to pretend hasn't and doesn't exist in order to continue a false narrative you are so desperate for people to believe for no apparent reason.

These so called "bribes" are worth what? 50 cents a piece? You are getting more ridiculous and desperate by the day to keep this false narrative up. Why are you so desperate to push this nonsense?

[Republican Wildcat]

Of course it doesn’t make sense. Nothing they say makes sense and isn’t even consistent from one thread to another. One thread they claim the virus doesn’t and never even existed, on another some of the same people claim they got it themselves and it wasn’t that big of a deal so there is no need for anyone to take a vaccine. How can it both not exist and they got infected with a mild case?

[dfwgator]

"They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!"