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Parents name baby after internet provider in exchange for 18-years' free WiFi
Mirror (U.K.) ^ | 10/16 | Luke Matthews

Posted on 10/16/2020 3:53:24 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A new mum and dad have incorporated 'Twifia' into their baby daughter's name to bag themselves free internet until she is an adult, but say they feel "a little ashamed" by their decision

Two new parents have taken up an internet provider's offer of free WiFi for 18 years in exchange for naming their baby in honour of the company.

Swiss internet provider Twifi is currently advertising the offer on its website, stating that parents who name their little ones Twifius or Twifia will surf the web free of charge until their offspring becomes an adult.

It reads: "Simply upload a photo of your child's civil birth certificate. After verification, Twifi will give you 18 years of free internet."

And one 30 and 35-year-old couple, who chose to remain anonymous, are said to have taken Twifi up on the offer by naming their baby girl Twifia.

The parents, who have used it as the girl's second middle name, say they will put the money they would otherwise have spent on WiFi into a savings account for their daughter, hoping she will be able to learn to drive and buy a car when she turns 18, Kidspot reports.

The dad said: "The longer I thought about it, the more unique the name became for me, and that was when the thing got its charm."

(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: baby; internet; wifi

1 posted on 10/16/2020 3:53:24 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

And when the company changes it name to Swissnet next year what’ll they do?


2 posted on 10/16/2020 3:56:14 PM PDT by Fai Mao (There is no justice until PIAPPS is hanging from a gallows.)
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To: nickcarraway

This is probably how the people on idiocracy got their names.

Tylenol Jones, anyone?


3 posted on 10/16/2020 4:01:45 PM PDT by This_Dude
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To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of the old bar napkin joke. How do you pronounce this name? "L-A"

Ladasha

4 posted on 10/16/2020 4:04:10 PM PDT by orlop9
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To: This_Dude
This is probably how the people on idiocracy got their names.
Tylenol Jones, anyone?

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

He was probably born before Brawndo purchased the FDA and the whole food groups pyramid.

5 posted on 10/16/2020 4:05:15 PM PDT by Spirochete
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To: orlop9

The dash don’t be silent.


6 posted on 10/16/2020 4:24:08 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: nickcarraway

I’ve seen stupider baby names where the parents weren’t paid anything.


7 posted on 10/16/2020 4:51:32 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (How did a bunch of data thieves decide they were the arbiters of truth?)
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To: nickcarraway

Back in my skool daze, there was a classmate of mine whose actual first name was “Coke”.


8 posted on 10/16/2020 5:01:12 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (When seconds count, social workers are days away.)
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9 posted on 10/16/2020 5:10:09 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: nickcarraway

Crazy parents. I know our 7 year old has an unusual name (Aodian, irish for fire), but we didn’t name him after a company.


10 posted on 10/16/2020 5:24:07 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable family...even the dog is, too. :-) Trump 2020t)
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To: Deplorable American1776

You spell it Aodian?


11 posted on 10/16/2020 5:26:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Heck, if this can happen, I’ll change my name to Häagen-Dazs.


12 posted on 10/16/2020 7:35:44 PM PDT by peggybac (wow)
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To: nickcarraway

Yes Aodian means Little Fire. Aodh is the Irish God of Fire.


13 posted on 10/17/2020 12:06:56 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable family...even the dog is, too. :-) Trump 2020t)
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