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Man Escapes Cougar: 'Dude, I Don't Feel Like Dying Today'
NPR ^ | October 13, 2020 | ANASTASIA TSIOULCAS

Posted on 10/13/2020 8:38:31 AM PDT by SJackson

Video on youtube or at link

Twenty-six-year-old Kyle Burgess was on a 10-mile run on Saturday up Slate Canyon in Provo, Utah. He told the Deseret News that when he saw four cougar cubs on the trail, he took out his phone and started filming.

But when Burgess saw the young animals' mother come along, he knew he was in trouble. For the next six minutes, he recorded their encounter.

The mother cougar stalked him — hissing, growling and threatening — as Burgess backed away, keeping his eyes locked on her. Mostly, he alternated between yelling a stream of profanities at the mother mountain lion and calling the animal "dude."

"Dude, you're scary!" Burgess tells the animal at one point, adding: "You're a (bleep) scary kitty cat." A few minutes later, after she repeatedly lunges in Burgess' direction, he says, "Come on, dude, I don't feel like dying today."

Amazingly, Burgess came away totally unharmed after he picked up a rock and hurled it at her. According to the Deseret News, a local official with Utah's Division of Wildlife Resources, Scott Root, told Burgess: "You did awesome." But, Root added, people should consider not running alone on trails.


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1 posted on 10/13/2020 8:38:31 AM PDT by SJackson
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If you see cubs and no mother, don’t start filming. Walk away briskly and immediately. Doubly so for bears.


2 posted on 10/13/2020 8:40:39 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
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Video is about 6 minutes. Summary, swearing at a cougar won't discourage it. Throwing a rock did in this instance. He appears to continue forward seeing the first cub. Maybe stopping would have been better, but then most advice advises against retreating, which was effective here. After 6 minutes.

3 posted on 10/13/2020 8:40:56 AM PDT by SJackson (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself, M Twaini)
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... at an earlier, happier, time, before this young man realized his life was in danger!

4 posted on 10/13/2020 8:43:20 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (I'd rather be anecdotally alive than scientifically dead...)
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To: SJackson

Let that be a lesson.

Always bring a wingman to the bar.


5 posted on 10/13/2020 8:44:43 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: SJackson
At around 3:11 he says gosh, where's my gun
6 posted on 10/13/2020 8:44:59 AM PDT by SJackson (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself, M Twaini)
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Looks like the cougar was just looking to protect her offspring. If she was truly on the hunt, the man would never know what hit him.


7 posted on 10/13/2020 8:45:23 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Orange Man GOOD!)
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That was what I going to say.
“Wow. Those are cougar cubs. I better make myself scarce before mama decides I’m dinner.”


8 posted on 10/13/2020 8:45:48 AM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security! (Ironic, huh?))
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To: SamAdams76

Yes. Escorted him out of her/her cubs territory.


9 posted on 10/13/2020 8:46:07 AM PDT by SJackson (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself, M Twaini)
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It took him way too long to throw a rock but good for him.


10 posted on 10/13/2020 8:47:08 AM PDT by Vision (Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
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Yes. It only appeared to be a few seconds from the cub on the video and mom’s arrival but he must have had time to see the cubs, stop and get his phone or camera going. Unless he was filming the entire run.


11 posted on 10/13/2020 8:47:32 AM PDT by SJackson (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself, M Twaini)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Go be pervy somewhere else.


12 posted on 10/13/2020 8:49:13 AM PDT by Vision (Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
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exactly. Worse thing he could of done. makes me angry too as it is normal for the mothers to defend their young of any species. This idiot was making a huge error in behavior and now others fear cougars stalking and striking at them when out in the wild. And yes. Doubly so for bears. This guy was lucky. Hate to say it but that behavior deserved a smack down. Unfortunately it would have been one he wouldn’t have lived to learn his lesson.


13 posted on 10/13/2020 8:49:52 AM PDT by GOP Poet
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I was hiking in the Cascades up on the WA state and B.C. border and rounded a sharp blind corner on a cliff side. Right there 10 ft away was a black bear and I scared him as much as he scared me. Thank GOD he bolted and ran because I had very few options and was about ready to unload in my shorts.


14 posted on 10/13/2020 8:50:01 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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Nicely put.


15 posted on 10/13/2020 8:50:49 AM PDT by GOP Poet
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Man Escapes Cougar: ‘Dude, I Don’t Feel Like Getting Herpes Today’


16 posted on 10/13/2020 8:51:02 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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The In-laws has a place for a bit in the Mountains in panhandle of NC. A Neighbor called their version of the DNR and was asking about something big and agile kind like a light colored dog in their garbage. The response was almost; ya dummy you live on a mountain, it is a Cougar. I was paranoid as heck going for walks even on the roadways in the sub, always looking over my shoulder. Should have asked my FIL if I could strap on one of his sidearms. Read up on how they attack, you have no chance, catch them before they strike with a 45? maybe...


17 posted on 10/13/2020 8:51:49 AM PDT by taildragger ("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Songs of Angry Men!")
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He calls a mother “dude” and speaks to it as if it understands English


18 posted on 10/13/2020 8:52:45 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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Trail? That’s a dirt road.


19 posted on 10/13/2020 8:55:18 AM PDT by SeeSharp
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"Dude, you're scary!"
"Come on, dude, I don't feel like dying today."


20 posted on 10/13/2020 8:56:24 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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