Test drive turns into wild ride for Spartanburg car salesman

WSPA News7 ^ | September 29, 2020 | Scottie Kay

[buckalfa]

Not exactly a "Florida Man or Florida Woman" story, but it still has a certain weirdness that may serve as a distraction from our post debate angst.

[ripnbang]

She may be from Florida...may have to wait to confirm.

[gibsonguy]

Kramer?

[\/\/ayne]

[White Lives Matter]

Lol, I was thinking the same thing, Kramer!

[MinuteGal]

"Charges are possible"

???

Book 'er, Dano !

Leni

[alternatives?]

Reminds me of the Pepsi commercial.

[wally_bert]

Used Cars the movie.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They have to wait for the mental evaluation.

This is not normal behavior.

[PfromHoGro]

And a price that is too ******* high.

[Little Ray]

I wonder if she was trying to get a ‘free ride’ to somewhere specific?

[Pearls Before Swine]

“I came back to work and sold a car,” he said.

A different car.

[for-q-clinton]

“Charges are Possible”

First they need to find out if she’s a democrat. If so, they will let her go with a harsh warning. If she’s a Trump supporter she will get life in prison.

[slouper]

So what model was it?

[Dr. Sivana]

When they passed the Gaffney Peachoid, that’s when Lawson said he knew he was in trouble.

If that sounded to you like a line from a '50s scary movie or a poorly written risque crime novel, the Gaffney Peachoid is a water tower in the shape of a peach.

[Buckeye McFrog]

[Savage Beast]

'“I did the only thing I could think of at that time. I reared back and I actually had to hit her in the face to get her to let go of the vehicle’s steering wheel,” he said. “Grabbed the steering wheel from her and pulled it over to a barricade.”'

"A man should never strike a woman."
~Dr. Phil~

"Baloney!"
~Savage Beast~

E.g., I would have knocked the #$@&*! out of Ilsa the Bitch of Buchenwald.

[buckalfa]

Ah, the Peachoid buttcrack, complete with dingleberry.

[MinuteGal]

"First they have to find out if she's a Democrat...."

You got that right !

Leni

[Hatteras]

I always thought it looked more like a butt crack...