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Attorney General Barr’s Hearing in 30 Seconds
The Stream ^ | July 29, 2020 | Al Perrotta

Posted on 07/29/2020 9:48:41 AM PDT by Heartlander

Attorney General Barr’s Hearing in 30 Seconds

Coming fad: It's not rudely interrupting someone before they can answer your question. It's now "reclaiming my time."

Attorney General William Barr was ordered by Democrats to appear before the House Judiciary Committee today. Here’s a 30 second summary of his appearance:

The Opening

Chairman Jerry Nadler: “You are a horrible person doing only the bidding of that devil Donald Trump.”

Ranking Minority Member Rep. Jim Jordan. “Rep. Nadler says the Antifa riots and violence are a ‘myth.’ As sportscaster George Michaels used to say, ‘Let’s go to the tape.'”
 
(Shows long montage of the outrageous violence and assaults on police and agents at the hands of anarchists.)

Chairman Jerry Nadler: “You didn’t give us warning you were going to offer proof!”

Attorney General Barr: “My opening statement: I didn’t need this job. But I’m doing my job. I’m following the law and trying to clean up the mess left by Obama’s ‘wingman’ Eric Holder, Hillary and Bill’s BFF Loretta Lynch and James Comey. And while I’m here, can at least one of you admit that trying to burn down federal courthouses with federal workers inside is a bad thing? Just one of you? One?  Could we just hear something like that? Since when is it okay to burn down a federal courthouse?

(crickets)

The Questioning

Democratic Congressman: “You’re a corrupt killer fascist who hates free speech, enjoys seeing innocent protesters broken into pieces, is planning to help Trump steal the election. And incidentally wants millions of people to die from COVID 19.”

Attorney General Barr: “If I may …

Democratic Congressman: “I reclaim my time. Moving on to your torturing of baby kittens …”

Republican Congressman: “Is the Antifa violence in Portland and elsewhere a myth?”

Attorney General Barr: “No.”

Democratic Congresswoman: “You’re a corrupt killer fascist who hates free speech, enjoys seeing innocent protesters broken into pieces, is planning to help Trump steal the election. Wants millions of people to die from COVID 19, tortures baby kittens, and are personally responsible for slavery and the postponement of Wonder Woman 1984.

Attorney General Barr: “That is entirely …”

Democratic Congresswoman: “I reclaim my time. I take that as a confession.”

Attorney General Barr: “This is a hearing. I thought the point was to hear what I have to say.”

Democratic Congresswoman: “I cannot believe you would be so disrespectful to a member of Congress!”

Democratic Congresswoman: “I am getting so angry!” 

The Ending

Attorney General Barr: “May we have a five minute recess?”

Chairman Jerry Nadler: “No.”

Attorney General Barr: “I waited 45 minutes, an hour for you this morning. I haven’t had lunch. I’d like to take a five minute break.”

Chairman Jerry Nadler: “No.”

Attorney General Barr: “You’re a real class act. A real class act.” 

The End.

What a Ridiculous Lot

As absurd as that all sounds that’s pretty much what happened. Much verbatim. Democrats flat out would not let Attorney General Barr answer the questions they posed. He could barely get a syllable out before these “distinguished” members of Congress would jump in. They’d bark about “reclaiming my time,” then roll onto their next unsupported allegation or scenery-chewing rant. At one point, Rep. Lucy McBath, while suggesting Barr wanted people to die of COVID-19, mentioned she’s a cancer survivor. Barr began to respond that he has two children who are cancer survivors. She cut him off.

The patience of Job? Job would have slapped those people silly. 

He’d certainly want to shake them, because in essence theirs was a five-hour defense of mob rule. An insistence that the people who are blinding agents, torching buildings with people inside, hurling bricks at cops, launching explosives at federal workers, are “peaceful.” And Barr, by following the law and trying to protect federal property (and workers), is somehow leader of a band of Nazi stormtroopers. 

Independents and moderate Democrats, were you watching? 

 

Al Perrotta is the Managing Editor of The Stream and co-author, with @JZmirak, of The Politically Incorrect Guide to Immigration. You can follow him at @StreamingAl. And if you aren’t already, please follow The Stream at @Streamdotorg

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1 posted on 07/29/2020 9:48:41 AM PDT by Heartlander
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To: Heartlander
As absurd as that all sounds that’s pretty much what happened.

Agreed, which as RUSH observed, there is no twitter support or corrupt media support in playing much of the hearing - total and complete foolish failure by the dem clowns.

2 posted on 07/29/2020 9:50:52 AM PDT by 1Old Pro (#openupstateny)
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To: Heartlander

Right-’questions’ like: ‘Do you still beat your wife?’

Sheeeesh


3 posted on 07/29/2020 9:54:52 AM PDT by SMARTY (Freedom from effort in the present means effort has been stored up, in the past. T Roosevelt)
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To: Heartlander

Except for the postponement of “Wonder Woman”, pretty darned accurate.


4 posted on 07/29/2020 10:01:36 AM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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To: Heartlander

I know most people don’t pay attention to this stuff, and the media will dishonestly report on it, but this is a sad time in America. If people knew what was going on, they would be outraged. Some are. Most have no idea.


5 posted on 07/29/2020 10:01:39 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: Heartlander

“Reclaiming their time” to speak “their truth”

The left are master language twisters.


6 posted on 07/29/2020 10:05:01 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (There's a stairway to heaven, but there's also a highway to hell.)
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To: Heartlander

Just gave us more proof there are more horses’ asses than horses in DC.


7 posted on 07/29/2020 10:08:22 AM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: Heartlander
As sportscaster George Michaels used to say, ‘Let’s go to the tape.'”

It's George Michael.

8 posted on 07/29/2020 10:09:29 AM PDT by shortstop (I used to wrap fish in the New York Times, but it made the fish stink.)
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To: Heartlander

At least they they didn’t attack him for posting the latest news articles about recent Pitbull attacks in the US on the FR../S


9 posted on 07/29/2020 10:12:19 AM PDT by Ikeon (Sht happens, its in the Bible. read Job...)
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To: headstamp 2
And I thought that it was bad when Maxine Waters did it. The whole Democratic segment of Congress is Waters.
10 posted on 07/29/2020 10:12:53 AM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Heartlander
"I’m following the law and trying to clean up the mess left by Obama’s ‘wingman’ Eric Holder, Hillary and Bill’s BFF Loretta Lynch and James Comey, as I did for George H. W. Bush."

Fixed it.


11 posted on 07/29/2020 10:13:04 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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If Rats really don’t like Barr, why aren’t they reminding us 24/7 what Barr did for 41 against America?

https://www.fff.org/explore-freedom/article/attorney-general-barr-defender-of-fbi-snipers/

Do Rats still think we support BushCo?


12 posted on 07/29/2020 10:16:10 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: 1Old Pro

Any normal person watching just a few minutes of this carnival yesterday was I am sure repulsed. They showed their true personalities for the whole world to see. (I know it’s not the first time, but yesterday was completely unhinged.)


13 posted on 07/29/2020 10:16:40 AM PDT by alabama_heart
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To: Heartlander; All
"Coming fad: It's not rudely interrupting someone before they can answer your question. It's now "reclaiming my time.""

Proverbs 18:13 comes to mind.

Insights welcome.

Desperate, corrupt Democrats are not interested in what Barr has to say imo. They’re just wasting his time with an election year political stunt.

Send "Orange Man Bad" federal and state government desperate Democrats and RINOs home in November!

Supporting PDJT with a new patriot Congress and state government leaders that will promise to fully support his already excellent work for MAGA and stopping SARS-CoV-2 will effectively give fast-working Trump a "third term" in office imo.

14 posted on 07/29/2020 10:21:09 AM PDT by Amendment10
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To: 1Old Pro

Did Barr mention to Hank Johnson that Guam has still not turned over/capsized? Did anyone notice how many of the low IQ questioners were from Leftafornia?


15 posted on 07/29/2020 10:21:34 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Heartlander
Dems: I don't want your answer, I want my grandstanding and accusatory questions to stand unchallenged.

16 posted on 07/29/2020 10:46:36 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

We have yet another important and vital job to do for the country.

Defeat as many House democrats as it takes to give the House back to the Republicans, even if RINOs are in charge.

This country cannot take two more years of Pelosi, Nadler, Shitt, etc.

DEFEAT THEM ALL!


17 posted on 07/29/2020 10:47:34 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
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To: Heartlander

Thanks for the re-cap. I never watch commie/dem hearings anyway.
Stay classy DC ...


18 posted on 07/29/2020 11:07:35 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Heartlander

There have been ugly congressional hearings in recent years. This one took ooogly to a new level.


19 posted on 07/29/2020 11:12:53 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Liberty Valance

This just posted from Wall Street journal: Trump Administration, Oregon Reach Deal for Drawdown of Federal aAgents in Portland.


20 posted on 07/29/2020 11:12:58 AM PDT by lilypad
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