Posted on 07/14/2020 8:24:42 AM PDT by justme4now
NEW YORK, NY—The NYPD announced it is investigating the hate crime of a man who graffitied over the city's sanctioned graffiti, changing the previous Black Lives Matter slogan to read "ORANGE" Lives Matter.
The unknown vandal snuck out to the street in the middle of the night and scrubbed the word "BLACK" off the mural, painting over it with the word "ORANGE."
"Our suspect looks to be about 6'3", 243 pounds, with orange hair and matching skin," said an NYPD detective at a press conference this morning. "We don't know who this man could be, but if anyone has any information, please come forward.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Another great piece by the Bee!
That face looks familiar.
You can’t beat the Bee.
Bwahahahahahahaha.
If I was rich, I would rent an apartment up high in Trump Tower and toss paint balloons on that sh*t painted in the road till it was near entirely covered in paint balloon blossoms. Believe it or not, NYC has dead down time periods where nearly no one is walking or driving around.
Excellent.
I heard space aliens are offended. They want it to say Grey lives matter.
“Orange is the new Black.”
Is it really a hate crime to cover up someones graffiti with more graffiti? WTF? And yes I know this is Babylon Bee, but still somehow I think it SWOULD be considered a hate crime to cover up Black Lives Matter. Seems white lives don’t matter by limiting their freedom of speech.
I was hoping it was true.
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