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That photo sure doesn’t look like it was taken from a
second floor window, it’s ground level.

“That photo sure doesn’t look like it was taken from a
second floor window, it’s ground level.”

Why would you think it was a second floor window. Most likely not ground level.

I read a book some years back, I wish I could find it. It was a collection of stories told by policemen, put together in a book format. I thought it was hilarious, and it was made so you could pick it up, open to any page and read. Most stories were a paragraph, some were a page and a half.

There were from all over the place, all told in the first person.

There was one story I really liked...

There were two police officers in a cruiser who got sent to a house with a complaint that the woman's neighbor was exposing himself to her. When the cops got there, it was a little old lady, and she said a middle aged man living in the house next to her was parading back and forth in front of open windows with no clothes on.

The officers asked to see where the guy was exposing himself, so the lady took them into the room that faced the guy's house. They looked out the window, but saw a six foot high solid wood fence that completely obscured the first floor of the guy's house. They could barely even see the tops of the windows. One of the officers said something like "Ma'am, I can't even see the windows, how on earth could the guy be exposing himself?

The little elderly lady let out an exasperated huff, climbed on a chair, looked towards the neighbor's house and said "Look! Look! He's doing it right now!"

There was a companion book about military stories, which was pretty good. I wish I could remember the names of those books!