Posted on 06/09/2020 8:04:28 PM PDT by tbw2
AUSTIN, TX—Aiden Hamilton, an Antifa rioter who looted a local Target store, gleefully took all the great stuff he stole and moved it into his parents' garage, selfishly refusing to redistribute his haul equally among oppressed people groups.
Weird but true!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Strange: This Antifa Rioter Has Yet To Redistribute His Loot To The Less Fortunate
https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-looter-selfishly-refuses-to-redistribute-loot-equally
Minneapolis, where it’s Black Friday every day.
Not true! Most already sold on eBay.
Good One.
And soon shoppers will not have to worry about anyone interfering with their bonanza.They are disbanding the police dept.
Since he has both parents and a garage, he is clearly guilty of a) being white, and b) looting while white. Don’t he know that stuff belongs to the people? Got to tell the whole story.
Didn’t he claim “white privilege,” where if you’re white you get to keep what you stole, rather than equally redistribute it to the minority communities? And you not only get to keep what you stole, you can also deduct the energy efficient appliances you stole if you itemize on your Form 1040, rather than take the standard deduction.
Another funny article from the Babylon Bee. Thanks...
The Bee nails it again.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.