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Morality Test
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Posted on 05/16/2020 8:08:18 AM PDT by Lakewood

Morality test!

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Miami with chaos all around you caused by a hurricane. There is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks like...Good Heavens, it's Nancy Pelosi.

At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can save the life of Nancy Pelosi OR you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the last minutes of one of the world's most powerful women hell-bent on the destruction of the USA.

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question and please give an honest answer:

Would you:

A) select high contrast color film, or...

B) go with the classic simplicity of black and white


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; hurricane; pelosi; photography
I think the simplicity of black and white would be powerful...
1 posted on 05/16/2020 8:08:18 AM PDT by Lakewood
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To: Lakewood

LMAO!!!!!!!


2 posted on 05/16/2020 8:10:29 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Lakewood

Color - in ALL it’s glory.


3 posted on 05/16/2020 8:11:18 AM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: Lakewood

Neither. Taking a photo makes you culpable.

Saving her (option C) also makes you culpable.

Option D, waving with a smile on your face, is the only option.


4 posted on 05/16/2020 8:11:59 AM PDT by TheZMan (I am a secessionist.)
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To: Lakewood

This one is good too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEP41Zm-uXU


5 posted on 05/16/2020 8:13:27 AM PDT by Bell Bouy II
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To: Lakewood

option C: don’t waste film; go digital, and set your i-phone on rapid-fire to get as many shots as possible.


6 posted on 05/16/2020 8:16:01 AM PDT by Migraine
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To: Bell Bouy II

Now that was funny!!


7 posted on 05/16/2020 8:19:31 AM PDT by ebersole
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To: Lakewood

Saw it comin’ a mile away.

Related question for Brooklyn Dodger Fans:

It’s 1938. You’re in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Walter O’Malley. You have a gun with only two bullets.

What do you do?

Shoot O’Malley twice.


8 posted on 05/16/2020 8:20:16 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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To: Lakewood

B


9 posted on 05/16/2020 8:20:31 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (The CHICOM/PRCNN, controllers of America's Fake news media, CDCNN, WHO, are the Deep Staters!)
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To: Migraine

Live stream on Fakebook?


10 posted on 05/16/2020 8:21:24 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken th sprayat's fore<p> sure)
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To: Lakewood

High contrast color of course ... ca5tch every detail possible.


11 posted on 05/16/2020 8:22:20 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: MHGinTN

And I would use a digital camera because the results are less vulnerable to the elements.


12 posted on 05/16/2020 8:23:27 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Lakewood

No photo at all. Let the world think the witch melted. . . Don’t prove it one way or the other. Leave her disappearance a mystery. No martyrs for the Progressives.


13 posted on 05/16/2020 8:40:00 AM PDT by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Lakewood

C) throw rocks at her like a major league pitcher.


14 posted on 05/16/2020 8:43:53 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Lakewood

B&W with artful side-lighting. Journalist must not make news by interfering in events that are unfolding.


15 posted on 05/16/2020 9:10:40 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Migraine

Be sure to capture the sound of “glug glug glug” as she goes down for the last time.
That would be the “Cherry on Top”.


16 posted on 05/16/2020 9:35:36 AM PDT by Senormechanico
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To: Lakewood
👍👍😂
17 posted on 05/16/2020 10:29:57 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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To: Lakewood

I’d go for color.


18 posted on 05/16/2020 10:32:52 AM PDT by gogeo (It isn't just time to open America up again: It's time to be America again.)
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