posted on 04/26/2020 11:03:12 AM PDT
posted on 04/26/2020 11:06:33 AM PDT
by real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.
I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.
Now I understand dogs.
posted on 04/26/2020 11:10:44 AM PDT
(Socialism will always look good to those who think they can get something for nothing.)
Do yo-yos have value in space?
posted on 04/26/2020 11:12:02 AM PDT
(Trump puts crazy glue on their grenades and they never know it until after they pull the pin.)
What kind of dog?
I had an old beagle that would just sleep all day. My German Shepard is always on patrol.
posted on 04/26/2020 11:15:19 AM PDT
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
The issue would have stayed local. Dogs don’t drive, Don’t travel in ships or fly. It is our unrivaled ability to get around that let’s a germ go global quickly.
posted on 04/26/2020 11:22:55 AM PDT
( Unless the left is screaming you are doing it wrong.)
How often do you see dogs try (and sometimes succeed) at getting out of the yard?
posted on 04/26/2020 11:25:27 AM PDT
(I know that's a bummer baby, but it's got precious little to do with me)
Looking around my neighborhood, Im thinking that maybe dogs orchestrated this whole thing.
We are surrounded by barking dogs in our neighborhood, but since the lockdown we rarely hear them. Kids and families giving them lots of attention I presume.
posted on 04/26/2020 11:33:42 AM PDT
The nation folded, and we all obeyed.
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