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Would the shutdown have worked....

Posted on 04/26/2020 11:03:12 AM PDT by djf

if we were not men and women, but dogs???

Kinda says something, eh?


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; coronavanity; furries

1 posted on 04/26/2020 11:03:12 AM PDT by djf
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2 posted on 04/26/2020 11:06:33 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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Cabin Fever?


3 posted on 04/26/2020 11:07:14 AM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.


4 posted on 04/26/2020 11:10:44 AM PDT by libertylover (Socialism will always look good to those who think they can get something for nothing.)
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Do yo-yos have value in space?


5 posted on 04/26/2020 11:12:02 AM PDT by dead (Trump puts crazy glue on their grenades and they never know it until after they pull the pin.)
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Too funny!


6 posted on 04/26/2020 11:13:12 AM PDT by livius
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What kind of dog?

I had an old beagle that would just sleep all day. My German Shepard is always on patrol.


7 posted on 04/26/2020 11:13:34 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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Bunnies and pancakes?


8 posted on 04/26/2020 11:15:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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LOL!!


9 posted on 04/26/2020 11:16:06 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Lautenberg The Forefather of "The Nanny State!")
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Do yo-yos have value in space?

Only the vanilla ones.

10 posted on 04/26/2020 11:18:10 AM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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The issue would have stayed local. Dogs don’t drive, Don’t travel in ships or fly. It is our unrivaled ability to get around that let’s a germ go global quickly.


11 posted on 04/26/2020 11:22:55 AM PDT by Nateman ( Unless the left is screaming you are doing it wrong.)
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How often do you see dogs try (and sometimes succeed) at getting out of the yard?


12 posted on 04/26/2020 11:25:27 AM PDT by discostu (I know that's a bummer baby, but it's got precious little to do with me)
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Dogs don't drive?


13 posted on 04/26/2020 11:27:04 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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Looking around my neighborhood, I’m thinking that maybe dogs orchestrated this whole thing.


14 posted on 04/26/2020 11:30:40 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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We are surrounded by barking dogs in our neighborhood, but since the lockdown we rarely hear them. Kids and families giving them lots of attention I presume.


15 posted on 04/26/2020 11:33:42 AM PDT by Hattie
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If someone would pamper me the way I pamper my dogs I would never leave home again.


16 posted on 04/26/2020 11:40:13 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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Our dog just prior to our current one, may she rest in peace, was always looking for a way out of the gate and fence. She walked along the fence LOOKING for a weak spot. She was a rat terrier mix, full of energy and life and I still cry thinking about her. She was only a year and a half when she passed.


17 posted on 04/26/2020 11:46:17 AM PDT by madison10 (Wash your hands & say your prayers cause Jesus & germs are everywhere)
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“Sit. Stay.”

The nation folded, and we all obeyed.


18 posted on 04/26/2020 11:59:06 AM PDT by Frangibled
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My dog hasn’t gone to work in WEEKS. It is working!


19 posted on 04/26/2020 1:09:24 PM PDT by Rio
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